whats neurotypical

I can't watch a television show until a demon possesses me and compels me to do it

personally I'm annoyed by the socioeconomic conditions that made words like "unalive" necessary but simultaneously impressed by the linguistic adaptations young people have made to continue talking about important things while subject to those conditions and I think if you can't hold both of those thoughts in your head you might just be old man yelling at cloud

how far into his term as mayor does zohran get the big top hat and monocle. i kind of thought he’d have them by now

some hyper famous artists like Van Gogh transcend overratedness and become underrated because they're so normalized. Like I'll look at a van Gogh and I'm like wait this really is amazing you guys don't get it

Shakespeare is like this

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

love the word fruitless. arguing with you is like if there was no apples involved whatsoever

you're bountiless you stupid bitch

if i made a video game where you get to pick the gender of the player character i'd make both the options be nonbinary and you can either have they/them or it/its pronouns. those are your only options

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over