your cocks lookin a little al dente there pal

this literally reads like letterkenny dialogue

this is a wilbur and orville fan account. love those fat flightless fucks

i would like to clarify that this is in regards to the dodos who run the airport in animal crossing and im not trying to discredit or disparage the wright brothers

quarantine feels kinda like that area between christmas and new years where i have no idea what day of the week it is, or if i’m supposed to be going to work. AM and PM blend together. i’ve taken four naps in 10 hours. leftovers are my primary foodsource. got that weird sunday anxiety except it’s every day for the next 2 weeks

It's so sad how we take the joy people bring us for granted. It seems like just yesterday trilllizard666 was yelling about his love for poop and racism. Let's celebrate his memory with his favorite meme: can I get one final kung pow penis. He always loved it.

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janeway is the rawest fucking captain in all of starfleet. she taught a god manners and how to interact with low life forms like herself. she fucked amelia earheart. she rehabilitated five borg refugees to being individuals. she fucking killed fear itself. when those aliens were doing experiments on her crew she literally drives voyager inbetween two stars to fuck with them. she only drinks her coffee black as a power move. she has the only braincell on the starship “party bus” voyager. she threatened to kill not one Q but the entire fucking Q Continum if Q didnt stop fucking with her ship. she sticks to the prime directive in the delta quadrant when the fucking equinox couldnt. you watch janeway in a tank top when ur 11 years old and suddenly you feel your straightsona melting off. janeway was the fucking coolest

bert was always my favorite muppet as a kid and TBH I stand by this as an adult. 

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what a nice looking apple

i wanna cronch

it's so nice

not that there's anything wrong with that of course. one of my friends is cisgender

he. well you know. he uses the default settings

he uh. he plays the vanilla game if you catch my drift

My brain on a loop