Lord Mogatron

"we need more weird queers" you cant even handle trans men. Or butches. Or intersex people. Or bisexuals. Or polyamorous people. Or aroallos/alloaces. Or multigender people. Or nonbinary people. Or-

Didn't realize they made emergency thermal blankets for babies

don't unclench your jaw. unHINGE your jaw. snake

Betrayed and backstabbed by your scheming evil advisor? Psch. Skill issue. Absolute amateur problem. Just hire two of them and reward them for snitching on each other. Just make sure that neither of them is gay or they'll just end up hate-fucking each other and fucking you over all the same.

"hire two evil advisors but make sure neither of them is gay" are you hearing yourself right now. be serious

“Since it is so likely that (children) will meet cruel enemies, let them at least have heard of brave knights and heroic courage. Otherwise you are making their destiny not brighter but darker.” ― C.S. Lewis

One of the most annoying genres of people on the internet are people who act like they believe science is one single monolithic thing. Like, you'll see an article saying something like "scientists studying the movement of tectonic plates", and then in the comments there'll be several smug people saying "smh why are scientists doing this instead of finding a cure for cancer", like. Why would a geologist be doing that.

*hefts my cartoonishly large shovel* It’s gotta be buried down there SOMEWHERE

australian mutuals what are they saying

josh wants to steal it and use it to deal speed

josh is making wise business moves and i respect him

there should be a second pride month in fall or winter for people who have heat intolerance. no other reason.

Literally true. Cannot participate in outdoor events. Move it to October.

My city actually moved our pride celebration to the last weekend of May due to heat concerns.