Lord Mogatron

ender's game is actually extremely realistic because it's a story of school administrators conspiring to make life hell for the world's most autistic child.

it's always so fascinating and heartbreaking when a character in a story is simultaneously idolized and abused. a chosen prophet destined for martyrdom. a child prodigy forced to grow up too fast. a powerful warrior raised as nothing but a weapon. there's just something so uniquely messed up about singing someone's praises whilst destroying them.

Ender's Game

When people say "crab bucket mentality" I always think "buckets don't occur in nature" and then things like this.

RULE NO. 1 OF WOUND CARE: ignore itttt :33

DO NOT

RULE NO. 2 OF WOUND CARE: go swimming!! in a pond or especially a public pool :)

WHO TF ARE YOU?!?!?!

It’s the same in Irish! bóín Dé!

in hebrew it’s “our rabbi moses’s cow”

Oh I love this news!!!!

Multiple cultures upon seeing a ladybug for the first time: “Who’s cow is this????”

in German they’re Marienkäfer which also pretty much means “Mary’s Beetle”

So evil when you dislike sth and you go on the internet to maybe see some discussion about that thing, maybe see ppl complaining about the same thing, etc. And then you find post after post disliking the thing for the worst fkn reasons to ever exist...

Ngl I totally forgot fandom discourse was a thing. I don’t care man, I have car payments

Finally, a way to make It Follows good.

y'all need to watch this this pride month

if qui gon had been anakin’s master, anakin prob wouldn’t have gone to the dark side. not necessarily bc he’d been a better master, but bc obi wan would be the cool older bro he’d sneak out w and confide in instead of the fake father figure he felt the constant need to rebel against. ‘palpatine has been asking me to spend time with him…’ ‘NEVER trust a politician. wait, hold. why the kriff is a decrepit thing like him trying to hang out w a 12 year old’ ‘I’m in love w padme. I want to get married!’ ‘u still have a rat tail’