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And then he didn't shut up for 2 hours.

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acegender

explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.

go!

#like if a barbarian was a housewife

eliyahu613

this tweet. but for tumblr

dashaibo

And what, pray tell, is so wrong with that? Must a king lower himself to the vocabulary of insects? Must an academiac explain his reasoning to kindergartners? There is no shame in knowledge nor is there in verbosity. Quite the opposite, they are to be celebrated. But I guess this is the world we are forced to inhabit. This world... This planet, teeming with life and all its infinite possibilities. And you would dare dilute it, so that a simpleton's mind could comprehend it? I will not stand for this. No more shall a man be judged for his might, his ambition, his intellect. No more shall we look down on those who propose a mere thought experiment about owning a human pec9sdjv0 c9i2ewokhndvoi adsjvci uwqeowdsxujvnli ufdsiuljfcniu ofeidcvjpc9nUIODSuljvniuwqopisafjvp985erioewaudJHB9jrg8frjuv8ar9jvuw08rd9vujq35g89spdujigk[0e9ravjik0rvu9jq54w8yvh r8og;af9ukjgmoiaelgurj9g8zboifyhvlo8fivujawp89 OC:Ivjare0sd9oizl

semicolonthefifth

Please leave the mall, you're making a scene.

dashaibo

You won't... Keep me... from Hot Topic... forever...

jadeharleyinc

"oh? this gun hanging on the wall?", she chuckled narratively.

jadeharleyinc

why did this post get 2000 notes overnight. bad feeling about my wall

jadeharleyinc

gun's gone.

dre759

She chuckled narratively and plotted down the stairs.

dragon-in-a-fez

Chuckles Narratively is the name of my clown fic protagonist

bluemuffin-draws

Endurance runners

Part 2 of this

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greelin

not a day goes by that i don’t think of this

json-derulo

entry-level blowjobs are disappearing

json-derulo

what is mayor mamdani's plan to grow the skilled blowjob pipeline (pipe) (ha)....

gh0stienj0yer

i need to get off tumblr i’m at the aquarium admiring the fish and my brain goes “posts that make you want to get in the water” what are you talking about. these are live fish in the room with you. what post.

gh0stienj0yer

posts that make you want to get in the water

red-makes-art

This movie kinda looks like dumb patriotism-bait but holy fuck look what they slipped in the 5th poster in the IMDB gallery https://www.imdb.com/title/tt32104007/

thememedaddy

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imoanurparentsnames

"we need more weird queers" you cant even handle trans men. Or butches. Or intersex people. Or bisexuals. Or polyamorous people. Or aroallos/alloaces. Or multigender people. Or nonbinary people. Or-

#“we need more weird queers!”#and they just mean a gay artist #a bisexual singer #a lesbian barista with colored hair and piercings

sparklebog

Didn't realize they made emergency thermal blankets for babies

sparklebog

It's scary to think about babies in an emergency but I guess it's a crazy world out there

Emergency baby

fuckblast

[Francisco de Goya]

oneheadtoanother

wassup

silverjirachi

don't unclench your jaw. unHINGE your jaw. snake

#oh hell yeah

1892

my favorite thing ab this is “that’s a flute.” b/c it isn’t

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homunculus-argument

Betrayed and backstabbed by your scheming evil advisor? Psch. Skill issue. Absolute amateur problem. Just hire two of them and reward them for snitching on each other. Just make sure that neither of them is gay or they'll just end up hate-fucking each other and fucking you over all the same.

miss-hexatrix

"hire two evil advisors but make sure neither of them is gay" are you hearing yourself right now. be serious

turtlesandfrogs

So I was scrolling and saw this image in an article about the European heat wave,

And was like, uh, are you missing something there, buddy? Like all that red in northern Africa? Because that's a lot of red.

And I was going to give them the benefit of doubt, since I don't know much about the climate in Northern Africa, aside from Morroco and Egypt, which seem like really hot places, so you know, maybe it's normal there?

But nope, that's not the case:

Africa is struggling with heat waves and many countries on the continent lack the resources rich economies have to deal with rising temperat

Some selections from the article:

"The region has been experiencing some of the most intense heat waves in recent years, but in many cases they’ve been under-reported due to misconceptions about Africans’ ability to withstand them.

“Africa is seen as a sunny and hot continent,” said Amadou Thierno Gaye, a research scientist and professor at Cheikh Anta Diop University in Dakar, the capital of Senegal. “People think we are used to heat, but we are having high temperatures for a longer duration. Nobody is used to this.”

"The Sahel, for instance, has been heating at a faster pace than the global average despite being hot already. Burkina Faso and Mali, both in West Africa’s Sahel, are among countries that are set to become almost uninhabitable by 2080, if the world continues on its current trajectory, a UK university study found. Its people are especially vulnerable due to shrinking resources, such as water, and poor amenities, and a dearth of trees and parks means there are few options for places to cool off."

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