You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?

"This person has a secret onlyfans!" "This artist does NSFW commissions!" "This author writes porn on the side!" I cannot begin to tell you how swag and awesome that is.

Stop getting mad at me I raise undead when im in distress

Orgasm denial but in the same way people talk about the moon landing being faked

oh there's "video evidence" that orgasms are real because you saw it in a porn? you know those are paid actors, right?

well my first paycheck is like 200 less than i thought itd be and i promised my landlord id pay today soooooo perhaps ill have to finally start e-begging

well my first paycheck is like 200 less than i thought itd be and i promised my landlord id pay today soooooo perhaps ill have to finally start e-begging

Babe, you okay? you reblogged “and we were nice to each other” like 12 times again

how come you can’t show a gun or pistol on Cartoon Network but you can show a “plasma pistol” or “ray gun”. I feel like a gun that shoots plasma or ray would be significantly more gun

lobbying from big plasma

the nefarious covenant is trying to sell plasma rifles to America’s Children. Well i think that’s fine

every time a trans girl infodumps me abt something they're passionate about i cant help but i fall in love a little bit

like yeah i wanna hear about that speed run record yeah absolutely tell me about that obscure proto-punk group that broke up in the mid 70s fuck i really wannq kiss you now

reblog to let a transgirl infodump to you about something they're passionate about

not a wolf, not a dog, but a secret third thing

when i was a kid i had moments of being so fucking diabolical because i realized at some point the best way to leverage power over my family was to do shit that would make everybody late

5th grade was the last time I wore a dress for school pictures. When my parents attempted to force the issue for 6th grade, I climbed onto our roof and pulled the ladder up after me. My dad borrowed the neighbors ladder. As soon as it touched the roof I pulled it up too. By the time I had 3 ladders they were willing to negotiate, and 2 hours late for work.