La Fantascienza

Thank you for tagging me @tofutomato

I won't tag people this time I'm a bit shy and concerned for this one because I might just get called a nerd. 🫡 But anyway here we are, with no particular order:

Admitting that the threat of a slow-and-low simmer was at the top of their minds, a majority of American voters responding to a Quinnipiac University poll published Thursday revealed that their greatest concern going into the 2026 midterms was of a big evil chef trying to cook them into stew. “Across age, income, gender, race, and party affiliation, voters are overwhelmingly afraid of a massive, immoral figure dunking them in a bubbling cauldron and gently stirring them until they are fall-off-the-bone tender,” said polling analyst Caitlyn Dominguez, explaining that while Americans diverged in their opinions on the economy, healthcare, and immigration, they were united in their fear of a cackling behemoth who would prepare them sous vide and serve them alongside a glass of fine merlot or cabernet sauvignon. 

overhyped 😐

uhm.😶

rules: make a poll with 10 of your favourite shows, they can be just 10 shows you loved watching or your top 10 TV shows of all time, and have your followers choose their favourite, then tag 10 people

I'm doing this asap before shower 🚿 in case I forget

I'll tag @gaytobymeres @foreignobjecticus @b1uetrees (no pressure doing it at all)