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ever since the early 2000s when a couple brain-dead frat boys on campus said "Cute skirt" at me and giggled, I've worn kilts pretty much every day
because to hell with the delicate gender-enforcing losers who don't understand the origins of kilts, to hell with people sticking their noses into other people's choices, and to hell with the whole notion of gendered clothing
If your business can only be reached and all info about it only be accessed via Facebook or Instagram, know that it isn’t reachable or accessible AT ALL.
The whole metaverse can no longer be properly viewed without an account and I am definitely not making one just to see your contact info or opening hours.
Get a fucking WEBSITE. It can be just a static landing page with the relevant information. But get off the metaverse!
my vet's office got mad at me for walking in to pick up a prescription for my cat while they were closed (door was unlocked because they were throwing a birthday party for a dog before heading home) and i sort of stayed in their parking lot after being ejected until i stopped feeling crazy, as a safety precaution.
while there, photographed the sign on their door that said they were open at that time, and attached it to an email saying basically 'what just happened??????.'
got a response the next day: online it says our new hours. on google.
i was like, people forget to update online all the time, it's usually safer to trust the signage at the physical location, so if i know what that said why would i check online??
when i came back to try again for the prescription they had indeed changed the sign, but like. how did they skip that part in the first place??
got a response the
next day: online it says our
new hours. on google.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
I work as a referral coordinator for a doctor's office. Our IT protocols block Facebook entirely. So if you're a medical provider who only has their contact info on a Facebook page, you're not getting our referrals. Get a website!
Three things:
I am glad that in 2026 I find out about twitter from tumblr.
I did not "dance around" the manic pixie dream girl. I sought to write books exposing the dangerous lie that a person is more than a person. The romanticization (mostly by boys) of the Romantic Other is extremely dangerous, and that was a central theme of my first two books. If people read them as MPDG books, then I failed at my first and most fundamental task and I'm sorry.
I did not build the hospital. Nerdfighteria paid for a hospital that Sierra Leoneans built. We paid for the hospital partly through Hank and I donating money, but mostly thanks to the thousands of people who pay for the hospital every month and my brother's stupid but brilliant idea to create Netflix For Socks.

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i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today
When I need to remind myself to put something on the grocery list and I don't have my phone on me, I use the Scrabble tile magnets on the fridge. But sometimes I don't have enough of the right letters and have to get creative.
The list is getting longer and we are running out of letters.
here is a corner of a room that has a penis and balls
i have truly posted some things online
to the window to the walls to the corner dick and balls
yknow i kind of forget sometimes that like. pregnancy is innately tied to sexual stuff. like "haha hey guess what. gets you pregnant" is actually kind of. a horny thing to say in fact.
LISTEN. it's really easy to forget that telling a tumblr mutual that you want to get them pregnant Actually Means cumming inside them. this is a common problem i'm sure
this captures it perfectly actually. i'm not busting inside i'm doing a fairy trick
hey. hey that's not what the post says.
i went to the met today
Just an fyi cobalt is currently the most toxic oil paint usually. Older oil paints from old masters are also most likely made with lead.
So the death via oil paint isn’t impossible tbh
i can’t die but thank you :) im sure this information will be useful for someone who can

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A friend stopped by
Mourning dove (Zenaida macroura)
this is what ancient greek philosophy is like
Diogenes driving a mobile home into the symposium to ruin Plato’s day.
I don't think his friends call him that.
No you see it's even funnier, because in Spanish it's actually "niño blanco". So this guy, who already gets called "white boy", is doing the whitest thing you can do: butcher Spanish spelling and grammar.
reblog to add +10 haunting power to your ghost when you die
Sorry to everyone who’s enjoyed the last 130 years of science and culture journalism, but Disney needs the money to fund Toy Story 9
The slow death of interesting things for the sake of unceasing cancerous growth and ephemeral content.

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The worst-sounding piece of advice I've ever been given that does actually work is to frame your health concerns as coming from someone close to you, whom you do not believe. Tell your doctor that you've been having pain and your mom/friend/partner thinks it might be an ovarian cyst, but you don't think so because the pain is much more intense and it has to be something else. This gives your doctor an unseen third party to fight instead of you. They can't just tell this third party, who isn't present, that you pulled a muscle, they now need to prove to this third party that it is not an ovarian cyst.
At which point they will find an ovarian cyst, but they now get whatever fucked up satisfaction they derive out of proving you wrong, because you didn't believe it could a cyst at all, but guess what? They did find a cyst! It's such a good thing you didn't listen to your intuition and came to them to verify your lay diagnosis from that third party! Bonus? Doctor doesn't have to feel like they look stupid in front of a patient, which is really what all this is about. Not your health, why would you think your medical diagnosis is about your health? It's obviously about a doctor's potential ego.
And apparently this works. Apparently you just need to be able to always play 4D chess with your medical professionals in order to find an avenue of advocating for yourself and getting you medical needs met. Isn't that great?
I hate it here, actually.
Yeah we shouldn't have to play mind games and 4d chess with a doctor to be treated.
the last item you held (phone doesn't count) just despawned are you ok with it?
yes
no
GIVE IT BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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could be worse
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