Skeptical That You Could; Intrigued That You May

A cautionary tale about the growing literacy crisis

everyone wants masc carpenter trade until his rough calloused handjob sands your thing down small and smooth as a river stone

We used to make posts about loki on here

saw someone including "Mandate of Heaven" as one of those christian terms tumblr likes to use to sound profound. which i get where you're coming from but t☝️hat one is chinese

mike’s hard past couple of months

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

TOOLTIP: you can get more funny juice by performing the "jerking off" activity. find it by selecting genitals from your inventory!

> use genitals

You can't use that right now!

> use hand on genitals

You can't use that right now!

> use genitals on hand

You can't use that right now!

> help

man fuck this game