Inspire

tumblr is best app u just talk to urself and ppl go yep so true bestie

In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.

This is funnier than anything I have ever said.

Y'all should Google the article, it’s actually pretty neat. Basically, the Aldabra Atoll was once inhabited by the Aldabra Rail, a flightless species of bird that had diverged from the flying White-Throated Rail when a section of the population landed there and found they had no natural predators. However, the Atoll occasionally gets completely submerged, and all of the flightless Aldabra rails were wiped out. But then, after the Atoll re-emerged, a bunch of the EXACT SAME species of flying White Throated Rail decided to settle there again, and immediately proceeded to evolve into flightless birds AGAIN.

Me re-entering society after shutting myself off for 3+ years

happy fat tiddy tuesday

hey how come leaders get nine lives but not medicine cats? who the fuck needs a leader who lives forever when literally every warrior (who has mentored at least one apprentice) is qualified for the job? meanwhile you have one MAYBE two cats who know all of the medicine and soothsaying in ur medieval cat society who live ONCE?  And a medicine cat could just DIE before passing their craft along to another cat?  StarClan is full of fuckin stupid cats who have never taken a government or ethics class

i cant believe i have to smoke this blunt with no pepsi 

There’s people who have war in their countries

im happy they worked it out

“What does he know about Batman” the crowd replies and resumes booing. Bruce Wayne discreetly leaves the room. In an unrelated turn of events, a voice speaks from above. “She’s right,” I hear. There crashing through the skylight: Batman.

#i can’t believe bruce wayne missed his chance to meet batman