Village Himbo

i knew a surgeon and he once told me “nobodys insides look like how the textbooks say they will. you never know what you’re going to find in there once you open them up” and that was easily the most ominous thing anyone’s ever said to me

when i was taking my first year anatomy lab, we’d occasionally find a cadaver where things would branch off or attach in the wrong order, and when we’d ask our prof about it, he’d just shrug and say “they must not have read the book”

When my friend was in med school one of the cadavers donated for them to autopsy didn't have a belly button, just smooth skin.

....duuude.

Yeah, I don't discover the anatomical weirdness but I've had clients come in with extra ribs, missing ribs, extra vertebra, accessory muscles (that's when you have duplicates - sometimes fine, sometimes not), bones connected where they shouldn't be (spoiler: if your lumbar spine is connected to your hip, it Causes Problems), all sorts of stuff. Bodies are weird!

"Fandom doesnt like women because women are always out of focus and poorly written" PLEASE watch something other than Shounen anime, MCU movies, and Superwholock.

"superwholock is a genre that encapsulates shows beyond the sum of its parts" is a STRONG argument, and must be archived for future generations to read.

honestly i think it's so funny when doctors are like. know the RISKS of taking T. you will have MOOD SWINGS and become a VIOLENT and UNCONTROLLABLE creature who HOWLS at the MOON. it will turn you GAY. like i hate to say it guys but youve just invented male hysteria

HISteria ♂️💯

you can put your whole pussy into what you do but you gotta accept not everyone likes your pussy

the only issue i have with totk so far is that it is not very dumb-friendly. got to a shrine that honest to god made me go "nintendo i have no clue what the fuck you want from me"

every girl wants to get in a vehicle and flip 3-6 switches overhead in the process of turning it on

More things should be operated with big thumb switches and knobs and dials and shit.

They don’t even have to turn anything on I just want to flip switches and push buttons

The Human urge to run an activation sequence.

if i was a fine, fragile linen would you handwash me 🥺 or put me in that damned maschine 😑

The Lego Movie is something that only happens once in life because you cannot recreate the experience of being dragged to “stupid marketing ploy to sell plastic bricks to 5 year olds” and 90 minutes later come out of “surreal cosmic horror comedy about the existential dread of artistic expression and the meaning of free will with commentary on capitalist oligarchy. To sell plastic bricks to 5 year olds.”



No amount of pain made anybody stronger. Strength is built, not fuckin carved.