LIVE FROM THE PHREATIC ZONE

i hate when something is in 20 minutes

*leading the dark souls knight I adopted off the street by the hand into a gas station* so this is sort of like our bonfire. They have a lot of different kinds of estus here

Peeling the lid off of a yogurt and it's a big spiral staircase going down forever

Oat milk was discovered much more recently than you may have known. Like many now-familiar technologies, it was found by accident during the Apollo program when NASA learned what a zero-g environment does to goat milk.

Im legit not over jerma doing a perfect amen break with his mouth as a fear response

unconvinced i'll ever find "the vitamin" that makes me all better so i can get real work done but i do expect they'll elucidate whatever my deal was post-mortem, after which what i did manage to accomplish with my life will be regarded on the level of Beethoven composing despite being deaf or Gordon Ramsay cooking despite being british

the ideal chai latte is one of the most amazing things on this earth. it’s a shame that most cafes think they have to serve either a cup of grit or milk that they whispered the names of spices to

its going to get better once i work out the social dynamics of everyone in the world. bear with me

[distressed laugh of reminiscence] dragon age

this is the fifth fucking geode ive crakced open whys its all meat

my liege those are crab rangoons