The Owls are not what they seem

Racist towards Californians

it is so crazy that we all liked overwatch

people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now

The older this post gets the funnier it becomes

My cousin born in 2000 is a licensed psychologist.

that’s how fucked up our world is now

That's what you get for refusing to maintain or expand decades old infrastructure made for a fraction of the state's current population in the name of the environment.

Queen!

Good on her.

But he wasen't going to do anything to her!

God damn spaghetti socalist government

apparently amazon's AI catastrophically fucked up and equated bytes with gigabytes so started billing aws customers literally billions of dollars for their data usage

Why is the only place that sells paint grade maple 90 MINUTES AWAY??

Yeah, this complaint is dangerously European.

To be fair, Turkey eggs are amazing.

One of the more interesting things about the Mississippi River to me is you would think with all that water coming down and all that sediment being deposited, that by the time it hits New Orleans, it would be pretty shallow. No, it's not. I stood right at the Mississippi River, right across from the rail line and Cafe du Monde, looking over it, and then got on a riverboat and went up it, and we were 200 feet above the bottom of the river. 200 feet! I don't know if they dredged it to that or if it was just naturally that deep, but my God, that was insane to be in 200 feet of water.

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

Modern "art" but applied to literature.

Blue Raspberry is a capitalist psyop

And a damn good one.

I aint complaining

Bruce Bolinger, 1984 - happy Medieval Computer Monday!