Aesthetic Adjacent

just a heads up. im gonna do a big curse soon

okay so honestly i wasn’t expecting they’d be able to hide the body for this long

LINDSEY GRAHAM ?

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

you people aren't CASTING

[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next

where's that native meme that's like "lol you worship the sun lmao" and they respond "ok. the sun is real"

You know that whatever character did those problematic things isn't like. Real, right?

You are aware that a fictional character is just a rhetorical construct designed to fulfill a narrative/thematic purpose right? That their actions are written by an author who wants to use them to explore complex ideas and moral gray areas within the safe confines of fiction right? That they aren't a real person who has killed real people right?

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

"hockey is fun!" Yeah until one of your favorite players gets traded for nothing

at one point this team was so injured and devoid of nhl caliber talent he played 1st line center for this team. at other points he was stapled guys to LUKE KUNIN and KEVIN LABANC and gobbless them both and all of the long gone sharks ive loved but it was bad like it was BAD. i just wanted william eklund to experience some good sharks hockey. he helped so much to build it, he couldve been a core member of this team if given the chance. im gutted beyond silly performative fan anger like this one hurts 👍

i beat myself up for not knowing enough about my special interests a lot but then i remember the average person off the street has no idea what the carboniferous is and i feel better

are you really bad at it or are you in "good at it" spaces

imagine being william eklund and finally seeing the light at the end of the tunnel after surviving the sharks hockey dark ages, only to get flipped to the post-brady sens who are already entering a rebuild after getting swept in their singular playoff series in 10 years. they’re putting this poor swedish boy in the book of job