Both Impressive and Very Sad

Seriously, this dude Ospreay had to call his little brother and his buddies, whom he left behind because he preferred joining the domestic terrorist group that he ended up leaving because he realized they were mean, and now he needs backup against the members of his old group who dropped him because he wasn’t evil enough. What is it with this guy and groups?

Why is pet play always dogs anyway

Youre a dirty little goldfish arent you. daddys gonna clean your tank out so good so you have to wait in the sink until im done.

Apparently because you have no idea how to care for anything but a dog

Daddy is not known for his animal husbandry

Everyone says that the eagles should have just carried the ring to Mordor but people who really know their lore know that they were actually stuck in some sort of hotel

“are you okay?” oh my god no but for the purposes of this conversation yes i’m fine

not now mom I have to see what my mutuals with masters degrees are blogging about on tumblr

tragic: tumblr user develops new obsession(s) with media that none of their mutuals know or care about

miracle : tumblr user posts about new obsession(s) so much that their mutuals become infected with liking it too