a fish outta water is a fish atta market

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As a kid, I wasn’t allowed to touch the hot stove with my bare hands. But now I get to do it whenever I want

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i think instead of some pesky "list" of draft order the pwhl should have a high stakes poker game played by gms and coaches before each and every round that determines pick order

In light of recent events I think everyone should read my fics that feature girl clancy. Quiddity is about how her and Torch will always fall in love in every cycle they make contact in, as well as how their bodies and minds change throughout it, and the lessons they learn. Good Samaritan is a NatN-Levitate era multi chapter fic detailing Clancy's time with the Banditos, healing and making friends, as well as realizing herself. Hiraeth is an AU fic where the cycles end off with Nova, something no one planned for. Torch and Nova are steadily rebuilding their relationship as they address Nova's remaining wounds.