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my teams!
this is a hockey blog, & i am mainly a sharks fan *-* look at my sharks tags:
#san jose sharks
#sharks lb: live blog tag!
#shretymology: explaining sharks lb in-jokes
#shrexwife lb: exshark players
#arts and shrafts: arts and crafts from the sharks lb
my only loyalty is to the bit. very good chance if you hate a team i love them, mind your step if you cant stand certain teams!
i tag by league+team+player. when applicable live blogs will be tagged by team lb (& may or may not be tagged with other organizational tags)
events!
#shrevils lb: sharks lb playdate!
started by stereax
#wntd lb: wednesday night at the dub
free whl game on youtube every wednesday
started by puckpocketed
#ddjs lb: duel du jeudi soir (thursday night showdown)
free qmjhl game on youtube every thursday
started by stereax
#fnf lb: friday night faceoff
free ohl game every friday
started by endeus
#awfg lb: ahl weekly free game (not the official name LOL)
free ahl game every saturday
started by puckpocketed
projects ive participated in!
#sharks primer + blog + community: going into year 2 of the project! check out the community if youre interested in gettin involved <3
#hockey trumps hate + blog
#sharkudablr gift exchange: hosted by pacific-coast-hockey!
#tyler meowffoli event
#team lift fest + blog
#shringo + site: a work in progress with oensible!
#hockey4palestine + blog
#neon tetrart: my art
#tomas tatar thursday: weekly tradition stolen from moregraceful!
#gubbi: strange & upsetting breed of philipp grubauer
#pcuk: strange & upsetting breed of zebra
#macklini: strange & upsetting breed of macklin celebrini
#clanky: strange & upsetting breed of clancy
#21p: 21 pilots
i call them this because there is hate in my heart . i tag all related posts with #21p but not always #twenty one pilots (this is because im scared of maintags
#your best friend!: torchbearer (as seen in "the contract"/"overcompensate"/"rawfear" during the breach tour) is clancys pet shambling corpse
#girl clancy: clancy/nova bishop is a trans girl AU/headcanon
#explicable bald spot: clancy is a cat who keeps getting shaved by joshua from HR
#clancys charming chaos compendium: crossover between chonnys charming chaos compendium and the 21p lore with fawn-wings! AU masterpost here
misc tags
#neon etcetra
#the watergate scandal tank: personal fish husbandry. a lot of death ^_^
#neon wetra: marine life! slippery when wet!
#mackblack forcevaxx
#my breaching whale: mackenzie blackwood hosing himself down
#cody ceci normalcy <- BLOCK THIS ONE
#jurger: jan rutta burger saga
#neon webtra: website & code stuff <- not the most insightful stuff i just like web crawling
#john klingberg forcefem <- BLOCK THIS ONE ALSO!!!
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i hope it goes without saying but when i make art about specific mental disorders (OCD, californian, terrestrial animals, ETC) not only do i not experience these struggles but i dont believe they are real
[Image description: Simple, chunky drawings of friend-shaped brown bears, featuring a cub sitting on its back, eating a fish, and standing cutely. End description.]
...is it too rude to say tagging a strangers post on [tumblr] dot com "#compassion fatigue" makes u look like an ass . no one ask u to reblog that question mark ?
The trans guy neck hump, or “dowagers hump” is not exclusive to trans men but it is a result of a specific hunching posture trans guys often use to hide their tits. It’s barely noticeable to the average person so it’s not worth getting insecure about, but there are ways to get rid of it. I got rid of mine with lifting/stretching/being more aware of my posture.
Many have noticed that the medical professional is wearing a San Francisco Giants jersey, this is because it’s legendary baseball player Barry Bonds who holds the record for most home runs in a single career, making him the most qualified man for this maneuver.
[Image description: Comic of a trans guy with a slouch, labelled "trans guy neck hump." Medical professional and MLB batter Barry Bonds comes up to bat behind the trans guy and delicately relocates the trans guy neck hump to the front of the trans guy's neck with the power of blunt force trauma. The trans guy now has a straight posture and an Adam's apple. End description.]
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how are we feeling about sharks adding a beautiful bald man to our roster?
YOU ALREADY KNOW HOW COUTHLESS ITS GONNA BEEEEEE B)
im not even going to lie i did want to complete the nurse-ceci set on the sharks way back in the day . because all the edmonton fans were mad AY EFF!!! about it during the first go around with brother stanley . do you think drew remenda is going to make so many bald jokes
...im really tired of the sharks acquiring objectively pretty good players and knowing full well fans are going to get really mad about them making mistakes & somehow will smith hockey is being invoked . i am . is that okay to say .
has vaughn (noted exclusively goalie equipment producer) ever made skater gear before what the hell
peter winter this is a case of life or death.
this comic is from a webpage on the official sharks website from 1996. the first sharks player to wear 46 was miroslav zálešák in 2003. not a real guy.
the other player has tps gloves and perhaps most fun for ME is the accurate wraparound "louisville" brand
HOLY SMOKES YALL. I HAVE FOUND A SKATER THAT USED VAUGHN EQUIPMENT (through ebay listings)
JOE MULLEN!!!!
(image 1, image 2)
he wore CCMs for calgary home games..
now going thru the sharks gallery in reverse chrono... wow... i guess i just MISSED THE FACT THAT VAUGHN MADE GLOVES... do they still??? are they hiding it from me.
Play by play: (...) blocked down, gets her own rebound. Allard, again, looking for a tip, wide open net, bobbed in, and it's stopped by Chan, a diving stick save, unbelievable by (...)
The video shows two clips, one taken from afar and one above the UConn net and slowed down considerably. Goalie Tia Chan is out at the front of the blue paint, and the puck is shot from a sharp angle behind her, on her stick side. Chan lunges back, twisting her upper body around to use her stick to stop the puck. She knocks the puck away from the net and towards herself, missing when she tries to cover it with her glove. She proceeds to use her stick to send it out of net a second time. End description.]
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its really easy to smoothly cover up racist team logos in photos!
for this , im using photopea (a free online art program!) but the only thing you need is an airbrush + eyedrop tool (though layers + soft eraser is a nice bonus) :) takes just a minute :]
for reasons of my own comfort i will be using photos of the portland winterhawks, who previously also had a stupid as hell logo ^_^ it gets better!!!
the image im starting with vs what we end up with :)
what im gonna do is eye drop from a random point on his jersey & then just use a big ol airbrush to color it out
you might notice it does go a little too far at some parts and covers up some details of the jersey (namely, the edge of torso/sleeve, some of the logos)
Image description: Various stages of the Winter Hawks jersey: unedited (leftt), colored over (centre), and with the edges cleaned up (right).
what you can do to have more control is to color over the jersey on a different layer. afterwards, you just take an eraser with soft edges and erase parts of your cover up job!
and this is about the point where i would post it personally!
some asides for the particularly anxious person (me)
if you ever wonder if theres a "right" or "perfect" color to eye drop, it really doesnt matter . we are taking advantage of the noise of a photo to make our color blend in easily with an airbrush!
i usually select colors closer to the logo because i try to color over as small of an area as possible . because im lazy :P
with brush settings, ive found that in soft brushes, even without touching opacity, making your brush larger makes the edges even blurrier . this means that you can make the transition more subtle at the expense of slight bit more of a clean up job ! ^_^
when u make big generalizing statements about the san jose sharks fans when u mean to complain about fans who are disrespectful to fan spaces i tear up a lil and you turn and see me and start to apologize because im so cutes and sweets but i go no its ok ... and then i run off while u call out to me no wait !!! & then i flash a bit of panty but the print is joe thorntons face stretched out horizontally across the back . like sharkie during joe thorntons jersey retirement ceremony . patrick marleaus face is stretched out horizontally across the front BTW . and then the anvil happen #RPF
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TO SIBLINGS WHO LEAVE AND DON'T LOOK BACK.
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zines are usually kept seperate from my fanart life. mainly because they're horribly personal LOL And I usually sell them at markets, thats kinda my thing at the moment. but heres one that's been sitting at the back of my mind for a good 5 months now. I always like working in MS paint because theres such a human struggle that is so obviously. seen in each individual line and wobble. I usually do my zines traditionally,because its easier for me to process whatever I'm thinking when im not staring at a screen haha. And I like having a medium that's not digital. but this one just needed to be made in a shitty manner, because its all of my shit feelings.
I wrote the first half of this section of poem after a hozier concert, two months before my brother left. I spent a lot of time in my notes app spitting at the fact I was losing this part of my family and myself before I was even 16. And all this borrowed grief from the future was nothing compared to the aftermath of him getting on the plane and hopping the ditch. Then it grew into something worse, when I realised he never wants to look back. So that's how cottonwood ties in. my beautiful song of anticipatory grief. Looking out at 15 to find him and only finding myself now. looking back. Both still very alone. This poem stretches on for miles and I chip away at it or build onto it when I feel like it. This is just one of the directions it came to. Grief, she's a funny thing- you never leave, dont you?
