shuilian

i dont see it as much these days but im fond of the thing where people imply characters have had sex by just. drawing them in eachother clothes. and everyone understands the implication of this as if outfit swapping is a default and expect part of the post-sex experience.

I would sell my soul to see key, watto and horne play dungeons and dragons

these new wattpad policies........oh girl thank fucking GOD for archive of our own

LOL

Turns out the scheming eunuch's love for you is genuine

She is so genuinely beautiful.

when youre inadvertently 1% too nice to a straight guy you can usually pinpoint the exact moment where he decides you must be acting that way because you want to fuck down on him crazy style and it is at this point that one would be well advised to have a cyanide capsule under a false tooth or an equivalent fast acting response

girl i am ALWAYS on that pursuit. cuz i dont find it trivial

contrary to social media developers’ beliefs i have literally never once wanted to see posts in anything other than chronological order

something something extremely sexy when magic users resort to physical violence. yeah i have the power of god and anime on my side but i also have THESE HANDS. i cast Punch You In The Face. i take my magic staff through which i channel the vast energies of the elements and the cosmos and i cast Severe Concussion And Skull Fracture. casting time for xenoglossy too long, chose the quicker route of Stab You In The Throat.

not now mom I have to see what my mutuals with masters degrees are blogging about on tumblr

my specialty is liking the same movies that 50-year-old dads like but in a way that would instantly send those dads into cardiac arrest if they heard me talk about them