shuilian

Billy Joel - Piano Man

I hate this site

no matter what there will always be a png of the Character. be advised.

I can tell youre knitting with no love in your heart i can see the hateful intentions in every stitch.

it is like fucking spot the differences with you people

he likes having his autonomy violated and his boundaries overruled it's literally good for him. he likes being given a meaningful task within pre-defined constraints that he absolutely must do Or Else. and he likes being packed up and kept in a box. send post.

Ugh fixing one problem always reveals another problem doesn’t it. Fixing the walls reveals a termite problem, fixing the anxiety reveals an adhd problem, cleaning out the garden shed releases the demons from the sacred toolbox, it’s never ending.

Dare I ask, what demons? What sacred toolbox?

Ah, ya know. The old demon trap you forgot you had at the back of the shed. I think most neighborhood dads have one.

Dads store their trauma in the toolshed. The negative psychic energy attracts a demon. It's just science.

one day i will crack my back in a way that will solve all my life problems

characters in movies love to wake up from surgery and immediately start ripping off all their medical equipment like theyre a sexy werewolf breaking their chains. brother you dont know if that tube is the only thing keeping you alive right now. calm down.

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

SEPARATE CHURCH (AO3) AND STATE (TRADPUB)