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Housekeeping

Interacts and follows from @sailorvee. I am an adult. If you are a minor looking to follow my main blog, I can’t stop you but please be aware there is NSFW on there and it is rarely tagged

This is a non-rpf blog but I believe in their beliefs. GO FORTH AND GOON MY FRIENDS!!!

The only rivalry I care about is CBR Brave vs the world. I hope every other team in the AIHL stays losing

If you are blocked it’s likely not personal & it ain’t that serious, this website just has no mute function.

In the same vein, I do not check for or care about mutual/following tags. Follow me or don’t, it’s up to you. This blog is scattered and themeless and I don’t expect everyone I’m friends with to be into everything I post, but to ME if we interact regularly, regardless of following status, we are friends <3

Trying my best to write alt text/IDs/transcripts for media I post, as well as archived links. Media that is reblogged will be tagged “undescribed” if I’m not feeling up to it. If I make a mistake please shoot me a message

If you ask me about anything a response may take anywhere between 2 hours -> a week -> 9 months, I’m sorry + it will happen again

I take gif requests. Before you ask: I will not gif members of the public/young children/family or friends of players (have recently started to censor their faces if they get caught in a clip). Everything else is fair game if you can provide footage, if you can’t then I’ll do my best to source stuff but no promises!

Where I hang out:

sharks lb (occasionally cuda lb) -> home!!!! started from this hole and will die in this hole!!!!!!!!!!! my sand pit!!! come play :)

lak lb (reign lb) -> kings fan space restoration project. beloved time loop. some of the nicest people around!!!

caps lb -> they acquired PLD and inherited me and now i love them. mwah

sceptres lb -> i know i said idgaf about rivalries but the sceptres should win all of their games and i’m booing everyone else fr

pios / nodak / whatever other college team has prospects I’m following -> given the chl/ncaa rule changes, a lot of my favourite juniors players will be in college this season

chl games -> tagged by team. same as above, my loyalties move with prospects

I root for Finland at internationals by default. After that it just goes by my favourite players. If Australia ever makes it to the main competition at any international hockey event, I hope everyone else explodes !

lpl / vct / msi / lolwc lb -> various esports tags if I happen to be free in the evening and have something to say <3

Random other hockey games whenever I can catch them!! I love free hockey. If there’s free hockey ping me about it and let’s watch together <3

Tierlist

After the first 3 tiers these aren’t in any particular order. Teams that were left out I shrimply don’t have much to say about:

[ID: Tierlist featuring teams from different leagues and sports. Tiers from top to bottom, left to right:

1. home!!: CBR Brave

2. Sharkuda: San Jose Sharks, San Jose Barracuda

3. Kissie….: LA Kings, Ontario Reign, Toronto Sceptres, Washington Capitals, Vegas Golden Knights, Montreal Canadiens

4. college/junior hockey: Kelowna Rockets, Denver University Pioneers, North Dakota Fighting Hawks, Prince George Cougars, London Knights, Nebraska-Omaha Mavericks

5. eyes PEELED: New York Islanders, Seattle Kraken, Calgary Flames, Anaheim Ducks, Minnesota Wild, HC Dynamo Pardubice

6. ESPORTS: Fnatic (Valorant), Top Esports, Fly Quest, Bilibili Gaming

7. trade-in-laws & my goat neal pionk: Winnipeg Jets, Ottawa Senators, Philadelphia Flyers, New Jersey Devils, Columbus Blue Jackets, Toronto Maple Leafs, Vancouver Canucks

8. rivals, but with tongue: Dallas Stars, Colorado Avalanche, Nashville Predators