idk this is stuff I like to see on my dash

Where is that post about Guinan/Troi and how they've both spent their whole lives listening to other people and with each other have someone who will listen to them?

ok ill bite. whats hockey

it’s fine—I turned it off and started trying to fish out the bay leaf bits with a fork

okay actually though. How bad is it really to have bay leaf in there?? looking it up

Okay so it’s Not Ideal but I’m just gonna blend it more and Deal With It

I’m giving the swiffer a 4/10 rating for its ability to clean ceilings btw

@definitelynotabanana

[id for the first photo: similar to the second photo, but the fire is labelled “all the stuff i have to do” and the phone is labelled “fanfiction”. /end id.]

I hate when I go to copy a picture and it doesn’t paste. Do not disobey me.

[guy confused about lesbian relationship voice]: okay ... so which one only tells lies?

Quiplash is the greatest game ever made because it allows for things like this and you can’t change my mind.

HE FOUND TUMBLR??????

I’ve been here the whole time.

Wait did Robert Reich make a Sam Reich reference?