Songs Signifying Nothing

WAIT. is the fire still burning or is that like lense flare or something???

Don't sit in that chair. I mean. Come on. That's some peak cryptid energy, right there. DON'T SIT IN THEIR CHAIR.

of course not?? that's not my chair. it would be very rude

OP gradually putting t- [checks pronouns] themselves into cryptid territory over this post. That's a whole ass landscape of ice

Don't Worry About It

I'm worrying.

You've never wanted to just sit in silence on the ice?

No, but I often want to mysteriously vanish, so fair point.

Very bold of us all to assume Gandalf has a gender and adheres to the modern gender binary

pippin at 3am: pretty fucked up that we assume gandalf is a man. they’re a maia. merry? wake up merry. listen. they’re sexless.

gandalf at 3am: I identify as Tired, peregrin took

by the way this is medical. this could save somebody from a migraine all the way to a seizure. this has always been serious. treat this seriously.

Out of all the heated rivalry analysis I’ve seen I’ve never seen someone mention that after the all star game Shane no longer drafts and deletes texts. He says what he intends to say the first time and stops editing and second guessing himself and it’s one of my favorite details showing that their dynamic has changed and no one talks about it

reading other comments on the fic you’ve just commented on is like. asynchronous book club meeting 🫶

the worst part of summer is that people get sooo comfortable expressing their disgust at having to see other people’s bodies. they’re always complaining about wrinkly old men at the nude hot springs or fat women in bikinis at the beach. I hate that shit. if you’re not capable of being normal about bodies you personally don’t find attractive, just turn your head to look at something else! and if you’re not smart enough to do that, then at least do the rest of us the courtesy of suffering in silence, because we don’t wanna hear your weird comments. thanks.

Bilbo: "I fell asleep for 45 minutes, and when I woke up, the Dwarves were assembling an IKEA dresser."

i think 'I trust you with my life but not your own' as a trope is one of the ones that can always fuck me up no matter what

You know I'm gonna be honest. I don't think all these apps really need access to my precise location