Songs Signifying Nothing

Mobile game with an associated ARG whose clues are encoded entirely in the made-up awards it claims to have won. All setting up fake websites for the nonexistent organisations handing out those awards and communicating the game's lore exclusively via blink-and-you'll-miss-it departures from real-world history on the "About Us" pages.

look what he drives. i have got to get this little purple fucks spotify

If I pay money to have a newspaper sent to my house, they don’t charge me extra when I show it to my dad. This password sharing thing isn’t just a Netflix problem; don’t be surprised if it shows up elsewhere in other forms. Stamp this idea out now or we’ll be stuck with it.

im so late to this

So to summarize, sometimes when my siblings and I get together for a movie night, we’ll all be sitting in the dark in complete silence until my ass deadpan announces “ancient sins” and a 90 pound 5’11” Slenderman looking motherfucker emerges from the shadows behind me like a jumpscare incarnate in Batman pajamas pants and informs me that we are out of orange soda

I fucked up a little bit

This never stops being hilarious

HONK

the bi/pan alliance and the aro/ace alliance in my city did the funniest possible thing for pride today

And yet over the course of the series Edward is so allergic to ever being told what to do that he in fact never ever goes on an Organization-Ordered Mission. And the exactly one time The Organization DID try to tell him what to do Edward hated it so much he fucked off and impaled himself at the bottom of a mineshaft about it.

Endless gifs of Shane Hollander 18/∞

Paras, who had a big dream