i know it's circumstantial but i'm dying at benoit's coworker calling him benny while his husband just calls him blanc
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i know it's circumstantial but i'm dying at benoit's coworker calling him benny while his husband just calls him blanc

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every moment of every day i am thinking about this tiktok
Lumpfish come in a variety of shapes and colors.
[He scoops up the fish, it spits water and he turns it toward the camera]
This one is stumpy and green. Very beautiful, very powerful.
[He picks up another fish and turns it toward the camera]
This is what a normal lumpfish looks like. It is more elongated, but still a vibrant blue color. Very beautiful, very powerful.
[He picks up another fish and turns it toward the camera]
This is one of the stumpiest ones we have. Its hump is very high. It is very stumpy, but yet very beautiful, and very powerful.
[He pans over a lot of fish, all looking up at the camera]
My fish army is ever growing, and soon I will over throw the world. Very beautiful, very powerful.
because of this tiktok, i frequently murmur "very beautiful, very powerful" at myself, and i cannot recommend it enough.
SVSSS x Witch Hat Atelier (pt 3)
Meet Master Shen's loyal and trustworthy Watchful Eye!!! Reliable as always, Liu-shidi 🙏
I had sm fun figuring out a design for Witch!LQG and went with something sort of prince/knight inspired, since he's always given me that vibe in canon. Also an excuse for me to indulge in liushen crumbs!!!
Him and his sister are from a very established witch family and lived in the Great Hall for some time, until he got sick of it and left to go adventuring. He signed up to be SQQ's watchful eye after learning that he suddenly wants to move his atelier outside of the great hall, thinking he's up to no good (LQG still believes SQQ is SJ at this point). Little does he know that the SQQ he now lives with acts so different from the one in his childhood and unexpectedly becomes fond of him (as all watchful eyes do with the masters they protect, anyways)
It took him a while to warm up to SQQ's apprentices, though him and Binghe do not get along at all (how dare he get so close with shizun). They often get into petty squabbles which end up with both of them getting scolded by SQQ 💔
this is the kind of face you forgive murder for. in fact where are the bodies i’ll help you hide them. i know you didn’t mean to baby. oh you did mean to. okay that’s also fine

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actually I think you should be normal about ordinary citizens of authoritarian countries and yes that applies even to that country you're thinking of right now
"but they support [dictator] and [violent action]!" okay is it possible that a combination of propaganda, election rigging, and authoritarian crackdowns on dissent could lead a population to look like it supports something most people would find distasteful under more reasonable circumstances
SMOKED SALMON IS THE ONLY THING THAT NUMBS THE PAIN
Felt like doing some boards of Grace joining Rocky and the Eridians at a Thrum
Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical🫧
People are like “these animals have exoskeletons and these ones have endoskeletons” but no. It’s all exoskeletons, your exoskeleton is protecting your bone marrow which is where your soul (which is you) is. The rest of the stuff is extraneous decoration that Big Pharma wants you to think is important/
Why do you think there’s so few ghosts around? Why are most ghosts people who died violently? You gotta crack the bones to let the soul out. Most souls are trapped alone in the dark and silent ground (or teaching hospitals) for hundreds or thousands of years until the bones eventually start to break. People who are cremated get their whole soul released and it can reincarnate. But if someone dies violently then maybe only a couple of their bones are cracked and a little scrap of the soul escapes but it’s incomplete and confused. Can’t figure out how to leave, gets obsessed with its own circumstances, repeats actions, CANNOT be reasoned with. PROOF that the soul is in the marrow.
See I know what I’m talking about.
Sin is stored in the teeth btw which is why young children are innocent (they’ll get a do-over with replacement teeth) and the elderly are shameless (once you have no teeth to remember your sins, you have nothing to fear).
Upon review I think that maybe vodka isn’t for me.
#man this guy should write a book or something
Next treegrave universe book they’re all trapped on a spaceship and some dude fractures his arm and now the ship is Haunted

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Truth Coming Out of Her Well to Shame Mankind
unmute for the unfathomable sounds of mankind being shamed
i will fucking die on this hill btw. carl is in that tier of side characters u could ponder forever off the crumbs 🤏 provided bc they are doing so much with him. he’s security. he’s the guy with the expense account. he’s brimming with fucking joy at doing Science Experiments. he’s a coworker. he’s a pal. he’s the guy watching over you like a guardian angel while you’re dragged into a long slumber. and probably your death. he’s the guy telling you “you’ll do great” as you beg for help. literally the character ever.
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one of my all time favorite fics, THE CHIPS ARE SET TO FALL, is now complete at 178k words. HIGHLY recommend giving it a read if you love solid humor, dick jokes, and Ilya adoring Shane so much that he becomes a mob boss and starts rigging the whole MLH to make it a safer place for him ❤️
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Who do you pronounce the .rar extension?
ar-ah-ar
ar-ar
something else?? (are you insane???)