sleepy 🍄

hey, tag this with a food people get really upset about you not liking

ive been on tumblr for like two years and im beginning to understand it. like pink text has something to do with gnomes, purple text means you're horny in a certain way, red text has something to do with really long visual novels i think, blue text means you're in a house, green text means you're okay with where the current scene is and want to keep going and experience more of this, but i still dont know what yellow text means

yellow text is the golden truth

sorry i cant tell what you're saying can you try saying it more colorfully

Yellow text is the golden truth!

watching my promised afternoon thunderstorm slip from a 90% chance to a 20% chance.... baby come back i can change

men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..

You obviously know nothing about men if this is what you think they say

Men will see a mouse and eat it

No they won’t because why would anyone eat a mouse that’s stupid not all men are bad and not all men are stupid you may have had a bad experience with a man but not all men are bad granted there bad men but instantly accusing all men as bad is immature I’m dating a man and he is nowhere near stupid and I know for a fact that he won’t eat a mouse and in pretty sure I could name at least five other men that won’t do something as immature as that and saying that a man will see a mouse and eat it won’t get you a anywhere with a man if anything it will drive them away.

A man will see a mouse and be like is anyone else gonna eat this and not wait for an answer

"why are so many leftists disabled" maybe it's because disabled people don't really care for the "kill all disabled people" parties but who can say

@identifyingikeainposts

DUKTIG

the irredeemable pervert is generally well regarded among their friends for their insightful thoughts and all around pleasant demeanour

seeing this image in 2026 is like seeing an old friend who I've dearly missed

my doctor told me i have to do PT this fucking sucks

these exercises are sooo monotonous like i keep walking down the same hallway over and over 🙄

who was that.

the fucking fetus in the sink won't accept my insurance

I’m putting in my too weak notice.