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tell ashenchromatic that i'm pregnant

how would i tell @ashenchromatic ur pregnant if u dont get off anon. coward.

#i havent thought about this guy in fucking forever #why was your first thought to ask me???

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hemipenal-system

ublock origin is pretty funny. oh? you want to show me an ad? damn buddy that sucks. L + ratio + assets.tumblr.com/pop/src/assets/images/house-rightrail-premium-with-patio-47ce20b6.gif$image into my filters immediately

hemipenal-system

there's more, for all my followers who don't know this, you can get ublock to just make the custom filter for you

see an annoying ui item you don't like?

click this to get to the ublock origin menu

click this

and hover over the ui item you dont like, like this

click on it, and in the window that pops up, hit "create"

now it's gone!

no more talking.

The longer it takes for this to come across your dash the funnier it is

libraryogre

Which will fade first? Memories of the Area 51 "raid", or memories of Internet Explorer?

unyieldingsilence

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is-this-post-edible

This post is… Edible?

charbomber

If I ever go to a conference the first thing I do is check under my seat first thing so if the presenter thought they had a cool surprise I can ruin it for them

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secret-deltarune-theory-log

this will be normal npc in chapter 6

lemonsweet

Any time a customer is telling me a story and I can't understand them/what they're talking about and I'm just nodding and agreeing and looking interested I think of this gif

lightweightkate

I’ve been cackling about this for like five minutes now

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[Video caption:

O-okay, let’s get into this, shall we?

*grumbling* Would you rather work for Lex Luthor or the Joker- *shouting* Lex Luthor, by like, a fucking mile!

Yes, yes, working for Lex Luthor is basically like being an Amazon employee that makes weapons of mass destruction, which is bad. Lex is like Donald Trump mixed with Mark Zuckerberg mixed with Jeffrey fucking Bezos, it’s not a great mix. He does not treat his henchmen well. Their lives still suck, and they are probably monitored on how long they take piss breaks for.

But let’s analyze what working for Lex Luthor is like versus the fucking Joker. With Lex you probably get a dental plan, a health plan, a paycheck, and the guy that you’re fighting really cares about human life. Superman will hit you just long enough to knock you out, so you’re not a treat, so he can stop the problem.

If you work for the Joker, your payment is you’re not fucking dead. You say one wrong thing? Bang. You don’t laugh at his jokes? Bang! You do laugh at his jokes? Bang! You think Joker gives a fuck about a henchman?

Who’s Lex Luthor’s right-hand-man? It’s a woman, you sexist, her name is Mercy, she’s awesome. Who’s Joker’s right-hand-man? Bob? Nah, he’s dead. Harley? Tried to kill her multiple times. Slappy? Who the fuck is Slappy?

The best case scenario of working for the Joker is that you fight the fucking Batman! And that presents its own fucking list of problems. If you stop Superman as a Lex Luthor henchman, Lex’ll be pissed, but he’ll be at least happy that Superman was caught. If you stop Batman as a Joker henchman, you better have a fucking coffin picked out yesterday.

This isn’t a fun hypothetical question, this is a screening technique that the doctors at Arkham use to determine your mental health! There is a right and a wrong answer to this question, and the correct one is Lex fucking Luthor. Thank you for coming to my fucking Ted Talk, have a nice day.

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loveitorreblogit

Bitch neither I work for Wayne Industries, they got better offers than work these clowns:

gandalfsbignaturals

batmans secret special attack is offering all of his enemys henchmen a living wage and guaranteed healthcare

vanglaggle

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vanglaggle

DON'T let him hear me say that

kaissauce

dude, he shrunk so much

look this is him now -> .

gummysaccharine

daughter

eatcopperwire

Her adventure :3

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lylac-of-the-final-applause

disappearing, essentially faking your death, becoming a gameshow host under a new transgender identity. on live television in front of a worldwide audience and your single contestant who is a worldwide celebrity. Would YOU ask "Would you kiss [insert trait exclusive to family member]."

lylac-of-the-final-applause

I'm just saying I would not have the gall to pull something like that. but i guess i'm just a fuckin. coward??? lmao??? mettaton does not give a shit

lylac-of-the-final-applause

like it's cute that he's doing that doubtlessly for blooky's self-esteem. but also you haven't come home in like years. mettaton. what are you doing. why are you doing. imagine if someone in your family did that. vagueposting by trying to boost the self-esteem of a family member i haven't talked to since i literally fucked off to become a tv star on live television. no one does it like him

lylac-of-the-final-applause

i need to stress. imagine being napstablook in this situation. your depressed homebody cousin that you've lived with your whole life, the only person in your family who's really stuck around, disappears. just. is gone. house is locked and everything. then one day this up and coming tv star appears. ok, nice, some new way to waste your time. it's fine. you're fine. but then he like??? starts doing explicit ghost flattery or whatever?? and you can't confirm shit, obviously. and it would be ABSURD to assume this is your cousin just based off one or two similar mannerisms and the ghost thing. is this your cousin? did he become transgender and famous? what the actual fuck? AND THEN IT IS.

macleod

this fibonacci joke is as bad as the last two you heard combined

jame7t

wore the green and yellow striped shirt to work on tuesday and a guy i work with is just calling me "undertale" instead of my name now

sorry to hear that undertale

azzie-tangerine

After all these years we finally have all three

ninjagokata

chapter 5 weird route (or weird route in general)

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jayscarraway

Hello, tumblr user. Before you is a tumblr post asking you to name a female fictional character. You have unlimited time to tag a female character, NOT a male one.

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#queen deltarune obviously

misophonie

what if i told uou we could have so much more you and i

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