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my friends held an intervention for me to "stop asking intimidately specific questions". i tried to explain that i am just a good listener but there is apparently "a line between follow-up questions during small talk and interrogation tactics that gets crossed sometimes". turns out my curious nature is "scaring the hoes"

when i asked for examples i was told that "do you think your tendency to show appreciation through restoration is part of a greater life philosophy or is that coincidental?" and "is your communication with allied forces satellite or radar based and is it vurnerable to cyber attacks?" are apparently "inappropriate questions to ask someone you just met at a club". but i disagree. as if you wouldn't be a little bit curious about the answer? yeah that's what i thought

OP your friends are 100% wrong and “that person at the bar who asks you the question that makes you rethink your whole life because they Actually Listened” is a long, storied and honourable place in the pantheon of strangers you will meet. Sounds like you’re doing a bang up job, well done.

yeah, you're fine, please keep doing that, it's important work.

there’s nothing wrong with me plus i don’t have any wants or needs plus i don’t feel or think at all

i dont mind when people are annoying online bc i remember back when i was 14 and so annoying online and its fun to be young and not know how to act we've all been there. Checks bio. oh theyre older than me

@irishironclad I love the Celts.

POV: you’ve taken the Wrong turn in north Britannia

@laneynoir you would like

I shall forever love the way @mortalityplays described it over on this post; "It sounded like a trumpet, if a trumpet was a wild prehistoric animal capable of throwing back its head and howling. It sounded like something great and tusked and angry and brass that knew what blood was and wanted it."

I think that in real life…. Relationships r like . Your partner WILL ‘trauma dump’ on you. You will have to perform ‘emotional labor’ for your partner. Your partner will make mistakes. You will also do all of these things. The very nature of love is irrational and problematic and difficult …. To expect a relationship to be free of these things is strange to me…. The point is that your relationship to that person is ultimately worth it, and worth growing with them, helping each other, seeing the worst parts of another person and being able to love them anyway

pib cleanly landing the killing blow on an unfeeling, otherworldly god with a natural 20 vs colin provolone landing the killing blow on an unfeeling, otherworldly god while crying and pissing himself after spending the majority of the battle poisoned

Yes Delissandro didn’t hesitate to attack Pamela but Lou’s eyes were wet and shining when he said “destiny has been designed.” I feel ill

"average bisexual starts 3 businesses a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average bisexual starts 0 businesses a year. Businesses Hank, who lives in montana and starts over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

What? What the fuck?

I guess youve never had to pee while someone else was in the bathroom

I have my own bathroom.

you know who’s gay? paul the real estate novelist who never had time for a wife and davey who’s still in the navy and probably will be for life

New headcannon: everyone in that song is gay except the Piano Man who has no idea he’s playing at a gay bar and the staff and regulars have a betting pool on how long he’ll take to finally figure it out. So far John is ahead.

“The manager gives me a smile ‘cause he knows that it’s me they’ve been coming to see” also implies that the Piano Man is possibly an incredibly attractive but oblivious himbo, and if you listen to the rest of it imagining that, this all fits a little too well.

this makes too much sense. Also, the full quote is “Now John at the bar is a friend of mine. He gets me my drinks for free. And he’s quick with a joke or to light up your smoke. But there’s someplace that he’d rather be” Yes, your bed, he wants to be on your bed honey, that’s not a joke, he is flirting with you.

Lighting another man’s cigarette is some old-school gay cruising.

[Image ID: a drawing of Pinocchio from Dimension 20's Neverafter holding Pib in his hands and yelling "Where the White Women At?". Pinocchio is a black wooden puppet boy with an angry expression and he is standing defiantly. Pinocchio is wearing white puffy clothes and big puffy shoes. In his hands swings Pib, who looks very nervous and is only wearing little white boots. Below them in the Baba Yaga looking extremely perplexed by this outburst as she opens the door. She is an older white woman with wrinkles, jagged black finger nails, and a triangle with a line through it painted on her forehead. End Image ID].

I’m sorry, I’m reblogging this twice in a row it is that important

Stand up and say it again for the people in the back row. 

Even common everyday sports do this. If you play soccer for a few consecutive years sometime between the ages of 8 and 15 it will permanently affect your knees. If you play a lot of soccer and for longer it will affect the entirety of legs, muscle and bone, and not for the better. Almost every soccerplayer in the world has a shortening of the back of the thigh muscle that will cause pain as they age. Most develop severe knee problems by the age of 30. People don’t age out of sports in general around 30 because they’ve “passed their prime physical condition” in the sense that age has taken it’s toll, but in the sense that the sport itself has taken it’s toll. And yet, no one is advocating against letting children play sports.

i am doomed by the narrative. ignore that i am also the author of the narrative