magic is real and so is my frog!

Your email finds me on a holy quest for something greater

gillian anderson in age gap lesbian psychosexual slasher movie. tears in my eyes. i love this beautiful world.

Asunder is basically the most classic way to be torn, and if you're looking to be cleft, in twain is a vintage but stunning choice

got kicked out of the time loop cause i wasnt learning any life lessons and was just using it to crank my thang crazy style

there's one thing that's certain: coworkers are NOT contributing to any declining birth rates

coworkers love getting pregnant it's a form of enrichment for them

they should invent a disproportionate emotional response that goes away when you understand it's disproportionate. they should invent a way to logic yourself out of emotions

As per my last clay tablet,

CCing Ibbi-Ilabrat on this one just to make sure we’re all on the same page!

“The sesame is visibly dying” makes me lose it every time. My sesame #mysesame

family gathering. playing monopoly. getting close to the end. 12 year old turns to 8 year old brother and says it’s time to become esteemed colleagues. i say what? he says esteemed colleagues. they merge their money and assets and beat me at monopoly

i am not immune to a well choreographed fight scene with a fun song in the background

In another life I would have loved to poison the abusive husbands of the women in my village

i'm actually curious, what trinkets do you guys have on your keychains? 🗝️