magic is real and so is my frog!

The one thing men in the 1700s did right was have long hair they tie back into a low ponytail with a little ribbon and also have a few stray strands at the front. Almost everything else they did that century was inexcusable though

customers the same in all universes

this is it. this is the best response i’ve ever received on this post. everyone pack up, go home, we’re done here

actually annoyed by long distance friends again. i want to go for a walk i want to get drinks i want to sit in the grass and write i want to go to the fucking store together

Don't miss it...

taught my little brother to replace "im gonna kill myself" with "im killing a hostage" and it was a success #oldestsiblingwisdom

definitely not locked in. but not really locked out either. as that would imply a sort of freedom

i fucking hated your shoelaces this entire time

my teeth were perfectly designed to tear abd rend the soft white flesh of the gentle beast known as the mozzarella