I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: if I had gone through life with the name Hugh Jass, and this was how a ten-year-old reacted to meeting me, I would probably think he was a nice young man, too.

Ok yeah that lake is superior

Captions shouldn't be censored. If the video says fuck or cum or cunt the captions should say the fucking word.

Unless it's a slur! No one needs to see that.

If they say a slur in the video, the captions should reflect it. The disabled are not little babies who have to have life sanitized for them.

okay but I feel like ur forgetting that slurs don't just apply to the disabled... children don't need to be seeing the n-word or other racial slurs??

but children DO need to be hearing it? are you actually reading the post here?

Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection 

Hey there guys. It’s me, in 2022, commenting on this post from 2016. There’s been a lot of people on this site lately being like “oooh no don’t make viral uwu I’m so pathetic, little, and defenseless and my poor notifications can’t handle 10k reblogs” well first of all ALL of us are pathetic, little, and defenseless and secondly none of our notifications can handle 10k reblogs and thirdly I’m not a coward and I think this should have a million notes. Not because of its own merit as a post, I just think it’d be funny if when I turn 30 this year and I reflect on the greatest accomplishments of my life thus far, I have to at least consider putting “famous tumblr popcorn post” on the list

All girls in their 20’s should get a studio apartment for free. To live in alone.

my favorite emotion is when someone does something kinda foolish and all you can say is “i love you” in response

i love the 👍 emoji its literally like 👍 you know. when youre 👍. its 👍

Pretty solid joke.. i’ll give a 9/11

what is YOUR exo song. like your favorite exo song but that is also so personal to you. mine is been through <3

bisexual people can and will always be Getting into situations. things will always be happening

Literally any other colour would’ve been a better choice guys.

I think y’all are missing the point here.

You can theorize to Nebraska and back but that doesn’t change my immediate reaction which is that someone is literally dragging a corpse around

this post is the perfect summation of tumblr’s reading comprehension and critical thought abilities

Reblogging because there’s a lot of new people on here and you need some context for the jokes.

Because this is our One Joke, and you will hear it again.

SKY WHALE SKY WHALE SKY WHALE

No. Look at the position of the tail fins. They’re perpendicular rather than parallel to the ground. That’s a sky shark.

SKY SHARK SKY SHARK SKY SHARK

Except the upper fin is smaller than the lower fin. So that means the perspective is angled. This is a whale.

SKY WHALE SKY WHALE SKY WHALE