Power Word: SCRUNCH

rb to bonk prev with an empty paper towel roll

And of course the second part of the tragedy, which is: which quadrant did you think you were in vs. which one you were really in

Amena said, “Do you love my second mother? Thiago thinks so.” I should have known this was going to turn into an interrogation. I said, “Not the way he thinks.”

hi everyone I’m so fucking normal about this line!!!!!!!! literally the most unaffected person ever. no I’m just climbing the walls recreationally don’t worry about it

I need to admit something to the US Tumblrinas. Philadelphia isn't a place to me. It's a cream cheese. You say "philadelphia" or "philly" and I immediately, and exclusively, think of the cream cheese. "Twelve people die in Philadelphia disaster" wow that must've been a Molasses Flood style event

I have just learned that Mountain Goats are NOT, in fact, actual Goats.

I hear being kind is punk but is it ska? Is being kind ska? I don't care about being kind unless it's ska.

my controversial opinion is I don’t think Zuko was confused by “my first girlfriend turned into the moon”

he was there during siege of the North. he infiltrated the spirit oasis. he has an uncle who studies spirits and the spirit world. he watched the sky go dark then the moon suddenly reappear like everyone else in the entire world did. and most importantly he watched zhao get eaten by a giant godzilla fish spirit.

his entire life since he saw that beam of blue-white light in the south pole has been ‘this day has already been so goddamn weird’

The only really new information was that that was Sokka’s girlfriend

Also, Iroh was there? He literally watched Sokka make out with the moon spirit. And you want to tell me that a romantic sap like him would not have immediately told Zuko about this romantic tragedy? Please, Zuko has known about this for ages, he just knows that this is not an acceptable situation in which to say “yeah, I know.”

[image: tags by samwisethebold: #it’s not that he doesn’t get what sokka means #it’s that how on earth do you respond to that]

When you put it like that, this is actually a legendary display of tact on Zuko’s part

I appreciate how the GOP response to affordability and the cost of living crisis is now “take the L, broke loser, we hate you” that sort of honesty in politics is so rare.

Marie Antoinette never actually said “Let them eat cake.” but these guys keep getting on the stage at rallies and saying that and get booed off.

the increasing tendency in the last few years to use identities and descriptors as defensive statements or like, Marks Of Innocence is. really fucking odd. like, rather than 'I didn't do that and your statement is false', it's 'you're literally attacking a trans person'; i've seen people write 'i'm literally a minor' to try and avoid being held responsible for any type of action. i don't know! i find it really strange. it's possible to be vulnerable or to be from a minority group and also, additionally, be an asshole.

i will never be against piracy ever but i also need physical media to remain

the average blockbuster carried about 3x as many films than that that are streaming on Netflix or any other streaming service, physical media along with piracy is more important than ever.

BONUS: They weren't beholden to Who Owns What IP Right Now. They got videos from everyone. You didn't have to pay separately for the rights to rent from the Disney Shelves and the WB Shelves and bler bler bler, and they only STOPPED having those movies when the tapes broke or someone never returned 'em.

friendly reminder that your local library will have lots of physical media and if they don't have what you're looking for you can most likely ask them to purchase it or order it from another library through interlibrary loan

Shoutout to Scarecrow Video- they have over 148,000 titles, most of which you can rent by mail if you live in the US. Rentals have been down in the last few years so they're asking for support!

i love learning about animals ive literally never seen or heard of before. what amazing diversity of life on this planet earth. what the hell is a japanese serow