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local matchmaker losing it over yet another unrealistic demand from the clientele 🤣🤣

Translation by me. :))

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lexxnova

broooooooooooooo ur supposed to flirt with ya girl everyday like u still tryna pull her

killyoshikage

doc 1: we need to remove his ha-

doc 2, an experienced SPW member: NO!

doc 1:

doc 2, putting his arm on doc 1′s arm: …it’s…unremovable…

doc 1, under his breath: a..re you telling me it’s?…

doc 2: fused with his hair…yes…

killyoshikage

ARE YOU UFCKING KIDDING ME

spaceshipsandpurpledrank

ghostdaartist

Bro videos are always 🔥 💯.. instant collaborations

whatacartouchebag

elumish

I honestly think Gen-Z and younger simply does not understand how recent widespread smartphone adoption is.

I am not that old, and I didn't have a smartphone until probably late high school. For most of my life, many if not most people were not walking around with a magic internet machine in their pocket that they pulled out and used constantly for everything.

sandumilfshous

reblog if you remember having to ration your text messages and accidentally opening the internet on your phone was the end of the world

post-to-poll-pipeline

How old were you when you got your first smartphone?

Younger than 10

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Never had a smartphone

Remaining time: 2 days 10 hours

#late high-school i think #so like 16/17

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kitkenk

age regresses by 1 second to before the bullet hit me

#sidereal dodge charms be like

penandinkprincess

i just feel like if these "health" influencers really had perfect ideal diets, they wouldn't also need like. thirty+ supplements every single day.

prokopetz

Flavours of unreliable narrator:

Lying to the reader

Lying to themselves

Simply misinformed

Not paying attention

Has weird priorities

Assumed you knew

Hates you personally

Bad at communicating

Easily sidetracked

Will believe anything

Has weird prejudices

Just kind of dumb

#the locked tomb #every single book ticks most of these

enki2

maybeasunflower

#you know who you are

prokopetz

I'm currently living in a two-cat household, and there's a thing that happens where the first cat is calling for me, the second cat shows up like "you rang?", and the first cat immediately smacks the second cat in the face like "not you, knucklehead". They do this every day.

prokopetz

The second cat always comes running when the first cat calls for me, even though it gets her dope-slapped with 100% reliability. I suspect she simply enjoys the attention.

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gothycollie

A long time ago, in the Age of Physical, software would be stored on beautiful mirrored discs, and inside each disc a tiny wizard lived who would install the software for you.

thesummoningdark

The last week has been so ridiculous even the satirists can’t take it any more

the-stray-liger

the fucking timestamp

thesummoningdark

Happy tenth birthday to this post which will apparently haunt my notifications for all eternity.

It’s about Brexit, by the way. The timestamp is a week post-referendum. Newsthump is UK-based and I myself am scottish. And yes, things have 100% got worse since then, but personally I regard the referendum as the point at which we entered the Clownshoes Timeline.

thelightcomingthroughthewindow

Podfic is the ultimate portmanteau btw

robinade

In conversation with multiple posts going around discussing technical literacy and typing skills…

I HAD typing classes: my typing speed is less than 35 Words Per Minute

I did NOT have typing classes: my typing speed is less than 35 WPM

I HAD typing classes: my typing speed is 36-45 WPM

I did NOT have typing classes: my typing speed is 36-45 WPM

I HAD typing classes: my typing speed is 46-55 WPM

I did NOT have typing classes: my typing speed is 46-55 WPM

I HAD typing classes: my typing speed is 56-69 WPM

I did NOT have typing classes: my typing speed is 56-69 WPM

I HAD typing classes: my typing speed is faster than 70 WPM

I did NOT have typing classes: my typing speed is faster than 70 WPM

I'm on mobile/ vanilla extract option

Remaining time: 11 hours 18 minutes

➡️ Take a typing test here (and you need an actual, physical keyboard for this):

The industry-standard benchmark used by employers and typing certifications worldwide.

➡️ 'Typing classes' refers to computer skills classes you might have had in school; you can also count games or other related typing training your parents might have had you do.

➡️ Across 3 different typing test websites*, the (english language) world average typing speed is 40 WPM.

*typingtest.now, typingtestgo.com, typerworld.com

#did have a computers class but dont know my wpm #also these results are biased by being on The Posting Site

teaspoon-of-stars

Theres the lil thang

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pandaofsecrets

Probably the funniest take on Ozai is that he's a "master manipulator". Guys, this is the same man who thought asking his abusive father nicely to make him heir would actually work. He's got all the subtlety of a hammer; where do you think Zuko gets it from?

And yeah, I know someone's going to point out how Ozai manipulated his children, but like, that's the thing. They're his children. Manipulating someone who is entirely under your control and does not have enough life experience to see through your bullshit isn't very hard.

muffinlance

Absolutely correct Ozai take. Turns out it doesn't take brains to be a monster.

murglor

@muffinlance is so right. Except instead of a journalist, it would literally be Sokka sitting at the end of the table for a war council, wearing his fake moustache and calling himself Wang Fire.

abigailspinach

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