ain't it a gentle sound, the rolling in the graves

theyre called broad shoulders because theyre for women

It's all fun and games getting holiday pay for the 4th of July until people start wishing me a happy 4th every few minutes and I have to smile and say You Too! Instead of Actually the United States has been a force of oppression since its conception and I am not celebrating this holiday

Sometimes you think a man is gay but it turns out he is just nice. Sometimes you think a man is nice but he’s actually just wearing glasses. It’s complicated

when people are like "i didn't come here to make friends" i'm like thats sooooo unrelatable. i am always on the look out for some girl friends. I would be in that hunger games cornucopia like "your ex boyfriend did WHAT."

when you see your little kitty walking toward you at a leisurely pace and say "hi baby!" bc you're excited to see her and she starts trotting a little bit faster 'cause she's excited to see you too. that's what life is all about i think