ain't it a gentle sound, the rolling in the graves

Girls Scouts encounter Bigfoot the most frequently. Part of their oath is to keep him a secret because he’s very kind and makes up 30% of their revenue due to his fervent love for thin mints.

As a Girl Scout leader, I am telling you that this is NOT true, and any former girl scout that says it is, should think about what they are saying and what oaths they may have sworn in the past

i’m glad we don’t have to hunt for our food anymore.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live 

has anyone else noticed that pretty much everyone who is worth knowing seems to be doing really bad all of the time and is never allowed a moment's respite from all the pointless cruelties and horrors ❓❓❓❓❓❓❓

doechii and megan could literally kill a man in broad daylight and i'd be on here defending them

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

sorry for the delay in responding to your message. I was walking around the house with unclear intentions

july being tomorrow for the love of god this cant be happening.

Omg the White Rastas are dragging my Ass on Hinge

Boy oh boy time to eat poison

ough