My Chaos Blague

So several years ago when my brother was still stuck living with her, he had the nerve to buy an air fryer and use it sometimes. To her is a great affront that kept her up at night, brewing in self righteous anger fueled by LLMs, until eventually she sent this message to him, out of the blue.

it bothers me that you often don't really hear about people having a "favorite album" the way they might have a favorite movie or favorite video game

fuck it. reblog this and tell me in the tags what your favorite album is

big fan of telling people "have fun" when they say theyre going to the restroom

into the woods asks important questions like "what's the point in blame if it doesn't fix what was broken" and "is it okay to shelter your loved ones from the dangers of the world if said dangers do kill them in the end" and "how many badass women can a prince fumble in one night"

"i'm gay" "i'm straight" okay? it isn't my fault i was given those beans? you persuaded me to trade away my cow for beans? and without those beans there'd of been no stalk to get up to the giant in the first place?

Wait a minute, magic beans for a cow so old you had to tell a lie to sell it, which you told! Were they worthless beans? Were they oversold? Oh, and tell us who persuaded you to steal that gold!

Wait a minute, but I only stole the gold to get my cow back from you!

This is an anti-despair checkpoint! You must share something you're looking forward to before scrolling on.

Love the moon fire lady crest