It's a lad

Love a character who is neither trustworthy nor untrustworthy but another secret third thing.

Guy who can be relied upon to make the right choice 98% of the time but God that 2% is a fucking doozy.

You can absolutely trust him. To do the wildest shit possible. He will be true to himself. He will commit to the bit.

"All you had to do was drive a car hauler on top of a building, hang it over the tracks, and let it knock them off the damn train, CJ!"

i’m really sorry about my behavior. you see, growing up, my family- *remembers blaming all my problems on other people is really annoying and unhealthy* i mean. i am responsible for all the evils of this world and i bear sins like the sky bears the stars

I once said "you got it, boss" to a coworker and she pointed at me and said "don't you put that shit on me."

they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé

I'm not british but "daft cunt" is such a funny insult but I couldn't say it without sounding like one myself

It's a shame they aren't making music anymore

"What do your elvish eyes see?" is Aragorn saying, as politely as possible, "Because the REST OF US are at a significant disadvantage, Prince Dipshit."

fuck my gay life. pharmacist asked for my ID when I was picking up my testosterone and instead of my driver’s license, I accidentally grabbed the fool tarot card I keep behind it in my phone case and went to hand that to her

Extremely relatable content as an archaeologist.

what do you mean my childhood affected me

I’m not falling for the propaganda trying to tear apart the LGBTQ acronym, you can pry this community out of my cold dead hands. I love lesbians I love gay men I love bisexuals I love trans people I love nonbinaries and drag queens and kings I love asexuals I love the kinky people at pride I love all queerness get that divisive shit away from me I’m so serious

i think tumblr ads automatically opening a tab on your phone if you touch them while scrolling should be considered a form of malware