A Whole Bunch of Queer Nonsense

any conversation about super powers on this site needs to remove shapeshifting from the equation. like everybody is choosing shapeshifter. we know this. our data backs it up. everybody wants to shapeshift

are you his beautiful wife? you are not his beatiful wife? sad snooting

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

You ever think about many peices of media have zero women and thats just perfectly normal but if a peice of media has an all female cast people get... like that? Women should be allowed to kill over this btw

same but it's black people

That's right

u don’t understand this knowledge has ALTERED me

Do you think Vampires enjoy wearing and painting with toxic pigments?

This implies that vampires knew the arsenic green was toxic and just didn't tell the humans, and honestly I'm so here for it

Actually no, this vampire lived in 1967 and got his dress by stealing from a museum.

He wanted to see how far his immortality would take him

fun fact: a format that's been spun off into its own show - returning to its original show - is called a SPINON, i've decided