Yall ever fart a fart so evil it wakes your sleeping partner into a delirious state of flight or fight previously only known to soldiers who experienced chemical warfare?

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Yall ever fart a fart so evil it wakes your sleeping partner into a delirious state of flight or fight previously only known to soldiers who experienced chemical warfare?

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Just watched Adam Conover (of Adam Ruins Everything) make such a solid point that I think we should spread far and wide. Yes, having AI write your emails is lazy, sure, but people love being lazy. We need to really emphasize that sending AI emails (or using AI responses on social media, or publishing AI flyers, or or or) is rude.
It's rude. You're making someone take their time to read something you couldn't bother to write. You're telling them they were so unimportant you couldn't be bothered to actually take the time to say something yourself. And frankly, you're lying about it while you're at it.
It's rude.
the trolley problem except the guy tied to one set of tracks is your friend and someone you trust and one of the few people in the world that you genuinely like and he's begging for his life and he's saying that you're murdering him and he's screaming and clawing and running like a wild animal. on the other set of tracks is every living thing on the planet. its a no brainer, obviously. but he will still scream. this happened to my good friend eva stratt
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Them: What's your problem?
Me: when I was a child an adult at school asked if they could have my attention, and I said yes ofc, but turns out they were a Fae so
Them: Oh so the Adderall shortage...
Me: yeaup
i think it's really fun when a rly specific trope is super popular in one particular medium but in other ones it's just totally unheard of. it's the time knife. visual novel players are suuuuper used to death games but many others encountered them for the first time in squid games. the other day my mom showed me all excited the summary of a super original novel she found and it was about a girl who got reincarnated as the main character in her favorite fantasy book
what the fuck is a time knife
New reason to go to the meetings, apparently you have a chance of seeing a small goat dressed as a frenchman! Do you know what the context of that was? I forgot to ask today.
We dont question gifts from the cosmos when they happen.
You can carve wood in space, because of the whole wood makes fire and fire makes everyone die in space thing. but we'll still watch the Artemis launch today.
Some might say Tumblr is a terrible place to advertise a wood carving club. Some might say you can learn to carve wood for free with Kitsap Carvers three times a week from kind people eager to share their special intrests with anyone who wants to learn and there's more info at www.kitsapcarvers.org. Whose to say whose right and whose also right?

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A think a formative event for me was being called a pedophile online by adults when I was 14 for shipping an age gap couple of 16/25. (Fictional characters, btw) Instead of like, taking me aside and explaining why engaging with that ship was putting me a 14y/o in danger. It freaked me out so much that when an adult was sexually inappropriate with me I didn't tell anyone about it because I was afraid of getting in trouble. And this was pre-tumblr too. Shit went down on DeviantART. This was in like 2003. I logged out at the height of the bullying and didn't change a thing.
Looked at my old da account recently, (thank you internet archive) and the thing that really gets me is that its so obviously the da of a 14 year old, and not even a particularly talented one so theres no way anyone thought i was older then i was. Oh and I put my fucking age in my bio.
Anyway anyone else notice how we dog pile has gotten way way worse in the last 23 years? Maybe think about that next time you're dogpileing someone.
A think a formative event for me was being called a pedophile online by adults when I was 14 for shipping an age gap couple of 16/25. (Fictional characters, btw) Instead of like, taking me aside and explaining why engaging with that ship was putting me a 14y/o in danger. It freaked me out so much that when an adult was sexually inappropriate with me I didn't tell anyone about it because I was afraid of getting in trouble. And this was pre-tumblr too. Shit went down on DeviantART. This was in like 2003. I logged out at the height of the bullying and didn't change a thing.
Looked at my old da account recently, (thank you internet archive) and the thing that really gets me is that its so obviously the da of a 14 year old, and not even a particularly talented one so theres no way anyone thought i was older then i was. Oh and I put my fucking age in my bio.
Anyway anyone else notice how we dog pile has gotten way way worse in the last 23 years? Maybe think about that next time you're dogpileing someone.
I love fandom so much that falling in love with a series that has no active fandom is uniquely terrible. I need other people's love of it. To show me things they noticed that I never would. To threaten to kill me for shipping wrong.
Every tumblr girl from 2014 would’ve gone insane for this. (Available HERE)
girls who used tumblr during 2014-18 were highly fashionable ones and had so many cool ideas 😩
this is what happens when society denies women functional pockets for too long
"Why can't the women population just walk in these?"
Little known fact: You can. Nobody is stopping you except for yourself.
Men's pockets also got smaller over the years and I've been using belt bags and crossbody bags since ~2006.
I have a coworker who wears one of these to work instead of a purse. She absolutely loves it.
Leather working is crazy because I could just make one of these?!

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He doesn't know I'm cooked.
was no one going to warn me that my new depression med caused vampirism or was I supposed to find that out at a random renfaire on a cloudy day all on my own?!