Your Friendly Neighborhood Asexual

Some is better than none. Some is better than none. Some is better than none. Walking for three minutes, is better than nothing. Drinking a glass of water and eating a snack, is better than nothing. Wiping down the counter, is better than nothing. Small things are not nothing. Small things are not nothing. Small things are not nothing. You don’t have to achieve grand things if all you’re capable of right now is the smaller things. They are still achievements. Don’t do nothing just because you don’t think you’re capable of doing bigger things, just do something you’re capable of today. 

Looney Tunes is real and happening outside.

good lord its feet really do spin around in a circle when going fast

reblog if you too are bi and confused or support others’ right to be bi and confused

sometimes when I teach my kids classes I tell them "today I'm mr evil" which means if I see them smile or laugh I'm going to beat them with a pool noodle. this simultaneously makes them behave much better and infinitely worse.

mr evil hates children and hates fun and hates sloppy martial arts. he's like if the grinch was a bond villain. my kids like him more than me.

the secret reason I do this is because sometimes I run out of energy to emote and I'm like hurrah an excuse to be monotone and blank faced

this is like in doctor who when they've previously recorded something to respond to a conversation happening in the present