the music puppy

i need personal mp3 player culture to come back. take my paw we can make a better world

you dont even need to be an audiophile. its ok if you can't tell the difference between an mp3 and a flac. its actually probably better for you if you can't because you can have way more music if you don't care about the compression. but you can own your music. you can listen to it without wifi or cell service, anywhere you want. you can put a bunch of cute stickers or art on your player. you can listen to music without being distracted by the internet. you can use a computer to copy files from a cute girl's mp3 player onto yours and then you can think of her every time you hear it. you can sit in a laundromat and share a pair of earbuds while you listen to that Russkaja song she likes and you don't know any of the words to. there is a better world out there for you and all you have to do is say yes

actually insane to me that tumblr is a place where you can be so good at being horny you make friends about it

therian woman (huge ass) waking you up in the morning by (sitting on your face/Shoving her entire bulge right in your snout)

they should pay trans women to hang out and smoke weed

the amazing digital circus being kinda mainstream is crazy wdym i can be buying groceries and find caine from my existential horrors in the same aisle as the paw patrol toys.

Stand by your sisters. No one else will.

Even the ones you don't like.

Jimmy neutron could have just invented a car.

he could have just invented world peace but he didnt.

if i was th president i would.make world peace legal

"it's just growing pains" -> "you're too young for that to hurt that bad" -> "you just need to get in better shape" -> "welcome to being old, everyone is in pain"