the music puppy

Put the pussy in a sarcophagus

Overjoyed! It’s double dragongirl weekend!

children are so fucking funny man. i just overheard a kid go “i just learned a new way to pinch, wanna see it? it hurts a lot more!” followed by a loud, notably pained scream

at the club no drinks.in.fully stone cold sober: what if thsre was a secret city

Face twists with bravery as a chill runs through the air We have to find it.

We have to find it

hypnosis works on me because I listen to women

tumblr is so funny within my mutual circle ppl will be like cannibalism as a metaphor for sex is honestly so overdone 🙄 like it’s not even transgressive anymore it’s just vanilla atp 🙄 and then you go a little too far outside that circle and people are trigger tagging memes about infidelity

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

my mom is literally the most selfish person in the world