name of the week is ??????

Chappell Roan was right. it is like a hundred ninety nine degrees

you are right and you should say it.

If this pops up while you’re scrolling, I wish you unconditional love and massive success.

Reblog to give a trans person a shockingly high resolution mango

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

Normalize doing absolutely NOTHING this weekend for your mental health.

There is literally no way I could have guessed what this book would be about.

That’s the most “meow” meow I’ve ever heard

SHE’S SO MAD THAT WATER IS WET

@is-the-cat-video-cute this is probably fine, I’m just curious

you WET miette? you wet her paw like the fish???? oh! oh! jail for water! jail for water for One Thousand Years!!!!

my phone isn’t charging even though i plugged her innnnn dramatic ass bitch. YOUR PUSSY IS FILLED! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT

i see now that i shouldn’t have made this post on tumblr. specifically.

i cannot emphasize how much it sucks that people in movies don’t look real anymore. like conventionally attractive people have always been cast more as leads but up until like a decade ago they had visible age lines and textured skin and double chins and imperfect teeth. like whenever i’m feeling insecure i just have to watch a regular movie from the 70s and remind myself that im actually not unhygienic and disgusting for having teeth that are a little yellow and visible pores