(a very respectable snake)

Dedicated to my cat, who is very vocal about my bed time.

when i was a kid, i would have to tiptoe around his anger issues often, sometimes running quietly past his work table until he got his own place completely separate from our family, locked away for days. every so often he would start screaming in the car and trying to hit me or my brother for talking too loud while my mom attempted to calm him down as he swerved on the road. and now he, smiling, helps me with car insurance.

hi. i understand and relate to the instinct to want to believe he is joking. here is him expanding on the widow's bay post, which he has since appear to have deleted instead of clarifying it was a hilarious joke.

and furthermore here is another post where he implies that idea for welcome to derry was stolen from his canceled night vale tv show