Gods Most Special Boy With The Most Normal Tits

so embarrassing when I like a mainstream song. i thought I was more fucked up than this

there is something within me that i would like removed

i get why people don't believe in marriage as a social construct but legally it is the best and easiest way to say "this is who i trust to take care of me when i can't take care of myself" and i'm so glad gay people fought for that right bc when shit gets scary at least i know im in good hands

Internet people are so good at putting big ass holes in the most inconvenient spots in your rental apartment with a security deposit

STOP DRILLING HOW MANY HOLES COUDL YOU NEED

Hes doing electrical work and using his mouth to hold the wires... this cannot be how you were taught to do it man

He noticed our door was a little loose so he tightened the screws.... i dont think that will help my wifi but thank you?

He showed us a qr code and said that if we left a 5 star review hed get 25 bucks, so enjoy your 25 bucks man anything for slightly cheaper wifi

Internet people are so good at putting big ass holes in the most inconvenient spots in your rental apartment with a security deposit

STOP DRILLING HOW MANY HOLES COUDL YOU NEED

Hes doing electrical work and using his mouth to hold the wires... this cannot be how you were taught to do it man

He noticed our door was a little loose so he tightened the screws.... i dont think that will help my wifi but thank you?

Internet people are so good at putting big ass holes in the most inconvenient spots in your rental apartment with a security deposit

STOP DRILLING HOW MANY HOLES COUDL YOU NEED

Hes doing electrical work and using his mouth to hold the wires... this cannot be how you were taught to do it man

most tragic thing about wanting to see more stuff of your oc is that the c is o and YOU have to make the stuff. devastating. why can’t art of my beautiful baby just appear in my hands. just materialize under my pillow, like from the tooth fairy

"i think", i say, about my own ocs, who i made,

“my headcanon is…” i say about the canon that i made about my own characters

Shout-out to aromantic people whose lives are so fucking busy that they periodically forget what day of the week it is. today is Wednesday, June 5th. Happy Aromantic Visibility Day.

Today is Thursday, June 5th. Happy Aromantic Visibility Day.

It's June 5th again!

Internet people are so good at putting big ass holes in the most inconvenient spots in your rental apartment with a security deposit

STOP DRILLING HOW MANY HOLES COUDL YOU NEED

Hello bisexual community

Begin killing

i really like this thing where websites will have separate "log in" & "sign up" buttons and if you click "log in" it takes you to a sign-up screen anyway so you have to click "i already have an account" and then it will ask if you want to sign in with your facebook account or with instagram or linkedin or deviantart or whatever, and if you choose "username & password" it asks if you want to put in your username or use your thumbprint, and once you put your username & password it emails you a confirmation code, and once you put in the code it says "do you want to give us your phone number for future sign-ins? do you want to sign up for facial recognition? do you want to give us your bones? give us your fucking bones?

seals should be able to levitate and hover around at whatever height they want it's not fair that they have to scoot whenever they're out of the water