come hang out, bring snacks

Accidentally clicking on an AI assistant feels like clicking on a link that’s going to give you a virus.

"google ai" "spotify ai dj" "ai assistant" "enhanced by ai" what if i just start beating people over the head with a rock

Security guard discourse is a complex topic for me because one the one hand, yeah, a lot of them are wannabe cops, but on the other hand, I know from repeated experience that some folks will stroll past a dozen warning signs, climb over a clearly hazard-marked barrier, and cheerfully walk dick-first into a wood chipper and genuinely be taken by surprise at this outcome unless there's someone stationed right there to personally tell them to fuck off, so.

I like a jealous love interest but it has to be subtle. if the main character mentions their ex and they see a flash of emotion in the love interest's eyes or the love interest sets their glass down too hard that works for me bc it shows that they have feelings about it but they have it together and don't act on it. if the main character mentions their ex and the love interest is like "if I ever meet them I'll tear them limb from limb for having the nerve to leave a gorgeous person like you heartbroken" that sucks to me

anyone else remember being 13 on tumblr and every morning youd scroll down until you got to posts from the night before like it was the morning paper 

I couldn’t date a tsundere because she’d say something like “I don’t even like you! Hmph!” and then I would run directly in front of the nearest car

every time i sit down 2 watch a horror movie i think of that one tweet :/

fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

There’s a non insignificant number of adults who don’t know you’re allowed to learn stuff outside of school.