everybody who hates me is just jealous of my chic haircut and my massive honkers and theres no other reason dont even worry about it

iwtv cast is better than me because i wouldve slapped the shit out of rolin jones when i saw that script

my boss is such an asshole like dude im halfway through a two weeks notice i can just be done now if you dont want me here

armand isnt even a fictional character to me hes literally real

when strangers by ethel cain comes on shuffle while im thinking about armand so now i lowkey gotta kill everybody 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

the journal factory didnt explode i just like to post my entries here as well for peer review

in a sick turn of events i think im becoming a morning person

i saw a snapping turtle crossing the road earlier and it was so fucking massive i thought it was a zoo escapee

im normal i dont even get attached to random animals from livestreams