You're Fuck I'm Unstoppable

just saw a deactivated mutual's post on my dash. that's my dead wife's corpse you're all dragging around

I also reblog this guys dead wife.

trolly problem is soo easy. kill the one guy instead of the three guys. thats three more people to work at my sandwich shop PJ Crustlys

oh yeah I just realized you can actually extort more money out of those 3 people than you can out of one person, the one person is probably a ceo that you can kill anyways

Nope we actually treat our employees hella well with daily free sandwiches not to exceed $20 and monthly PJ Breakz which can include spa days or go karts

woahhhh a floor beef clover it must be my yucky day

to every girl whos blod, i mean blog, ive been a part of. thank you. and the virus is spreading. and the tigermen are spreading.

"magic isnt real" ok lol so explain how that djinn from chicago and some unnamed second party were able to close the sandstorm portal in time

oh those are my tags! im kinda getting beaten up by something rn but hes one of my ghost boyfriends, oceans of time is my tag for our relationship. it comes from the bram stoker's dracula quote "i have crossed oceans of time to find you". hes 103 years older. sorry for any confusion

ohh okay

As I Was Moving Ahead Occasionally I Saw Brief Glimpses of Badass Shit

when your uncle gets the christmas pudding to a sustainable boil and it smells like straight up skeletons

how the fuck is this #solarpunk

the pudding contains a biological element

yeah she's a total nepo baby. I heard her dad was one of floop's fooglies

hideo kojima originally wanted The End's boss fight in mgs3 to only be completable if you mailed him a picture of a cat eating dog food and a dog eating cat food