Eternal Cyclicality

people don't read. people don't know how to read.

it just took way more back and forth than it should have ever required to make a guy understand that an address he was given for a building on a street called columbus ave was not located in the city of columbus. he kept being like i live in cincinatti columbus is 2 hours away from me. and i kept being like why does it matter how far away from you columbus is you don't need to go to columbus this isnt in columbus. buddy please try reading the entire address before you demand to talk to my manager

im a simple man in my ideal world working full time should pay enough that you can quit and take several months off to do non work things if you wanna. save up and write a novel or go travelling with no consequence. and doing this doesn't fuck up your resume because it would be normal and healthy.

I'm still thinking about the guy who saw me realize my wheelchair wouldn't fit in the elevator because he (also a wheelchair user) was already inside it and immediately quipped, "This elevator ain't accessible enough for the both of us."

*leaves

where are you going

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

As a D&D goober...this 100% accurate.

i wish people would stop romanticizing not eating breakfast and not getting enough sleep and being dependent on coffee to function and always being in a bad mood and treating yourself poorly because that behavior is very unhealthy for you

no one is coming to save yo- wrong!! everyone who has ever shown you love and/or care is saving you a little bit.

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"