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in charcuterie city, you'll always be cheesed to meet your friends

I hate charcuterie city I want to go somewhere else

this is all that's left.

this is all that's left.

You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?

no 🛩️

anotha one🛩️

as funny as “those are his hooves you bitch” I’m mad that it overshadows that lil wayne really did have socks on in a jacuzzi 

can y'all stop just throwing random words together and expecting us to understand it

you had to be there

*eminem voice* *falls into a hole in a sewer grate before saying anything*

you can dig a little hole and plant me in the dirt

yeah im actually from ogre village and we really dont fucking play about biting into a haunch of meat on the bone

Worlds oldest haunted house has passed away at the age of 207

Just a casual reminder that posting on the internet about how you would want to do physical harm to members of the US government is something that they can (and will) detain you over, so just be careful what you say in public spaces like, uh, on Tumblr.

this is your semi-regular reminder that tumblr has cooperated with the fbi to hand over user information in a very public way at least once. and that's not the only way the feds can collect information on you either

she touch my yippee till i yay

"Duke Nukem Forever"? my friend you must know that's not possible. Duke Nukem for a very long time perhaps. but no, not forever

Nuke Nukem for as long as we can, that much is enough.

139 Kings Hwy E, Haddonfield, NJ 08033 LE;TS CHILL

Z boys rich lets chill

you could just hit other people as a kid

I saw a post on a terf blog before I blocked it from someone being like "Ummm is anybody else really concerned about the rise of antisocial kinks like pissing" and it made me laugh so hard I almost did a little antisocial kink myself

are you serious?