Too Weird To Live But Much Too Rare To Die

Christofascist playbook: Republican death squads and stochastic terror.

I am queuing this for about 400 posts from today, knowing that this will be just as accurate and relevant then as it is now, May 8, 2023. You won't remember, but a right wing domestic terrorist murdered ten people in a mall in Texas today. When this posts, at some point in my future, the only thing that will have changed is the number of innocent people who were murdered because it's the guns.

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

ive missed you

Posted Oct 9, 2012

“He was like a corgi: by all signs unaware that a fight was even happening, just enthusiastic and delighted to be involved.”

“He was like a labrador– so known for being friendly and having a soft mouth that everyone forgot that he was actually quite large and had teeth.”

“He was like a poodle - much smarter than you’d expect for someone with such flamboyant hair ”

‘He was a lurcher of a man: skinny, aloof, and constantly haunted by horrors only he could see.’

kind of lame that graffiti is considered vandalism, while advertisements being forcefully beamed into my eyes via every inch of visible wall, road, and social media feed isn’t

If I knew this existed, I would wear this for my psychology classes.

It exists and you can buy it HERE!!!😂😅

@shiftythrifting

little known fact, once you are older & no longer in school, time stops being real. did that thing happen one year ago? two? five? a few months ago? who knows. 

Is anyone reaching age appropriate milestones anymore or are we all in the soup.

Aren’t you tired of reaching age appropriate milestones? Don’t you want to just drink soup?

Joke’s on you, transitioning from caring about superficial progress for its own sake to caring about enjoying a good soup in a pleasant moment is an age appropriate milestone

Milestones are out, minestrone is in

Thanks. Now I’m going to want to pronounce milestone like minestrone for the rest of my life.

Also thanks, now i am aware that i’ve been pronouncing at least one of them wrong my entire life

WHICH ONE

Horsedog & doghorse

That looks like an Ovcharka or Alabai dog, which are livestock guardians, bred to protect the farm’s animals. So they aren’t only friends, that dog probably raised and protects that horse.

the opposite of the four horsemen of the apocalypse….the four knights of paradise 

Why did they do a vastly superior CGI lion literally 15 years ago asfdsalkj

Stuart Little came out in 1999

I dindt know that rat was gay good for him tho

My God they actually look like dogs now

Lord, the changes! DO PUGS NEXT!!!

Reblogging with updates! Healthy bulldogs AND healthy pugs! ❤️

“Sweet temptation or willpower” I love that painting so much

Tumblr user xenthou how does it feel holding the burden of being the funniest fucking person on this hellsite