tv taught me how to feel

a cat is a sort of machine that dispenses hair all over you and everything else in the room

the place where so many haunted house genre stories fall apart is where the writers try to explain why the house is haunted and it completely defangs the story because the explanation is never as scary as the haunting itself. "this house is haunted and bad things happen here" can be so artful and outrageously scary. "this house is haunted because Specified Bad Thing Happened Here" falls flat again and again. i'm not saying it can't be done but i'm almost never satisfied by it and often it ruins the whole story for me.

the thing is, a Haunted House story is not the same as a Ghost story. In a Haunted House story, the Haunted House is a character. Usually a main character. In a Ghost story, the ghost is a character. A Ghost's story may be explained by showing us the Ghost's origin. But a Haunted House story cannot be explained by showing us the origin of one of the House's ghosts. That's just one ghost. We're talking about the House.

not a caller not a texter but a secret third thing

don’t contact me. ever

pre hairwash melancholy

a kitty is like a stuffed animal that is so heavy and it bite you and she loves you so much and you're best friends

a former coworker is a kind of dead wife

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

the world is so big and beautiful

anonymously make an assumption about me and i'll confirm/deny it

HAVE THAT CHARACTER GAIN WEIGHT AS A SIGN OF HEALING: NOW

problematic sudoku solving skills gap