[ID: The first is an image of Canada and Mexico with the United States edited out that reads "Oh thank god it was just a dream". The second image is an image of North America with all lands labelled with the names of the tribes living on them that reads "Oh thank god it was just a dream".]

This is actually the most important thing I’ve seen this year

kiss this babey

"Let's get cherished by mamas"

YOUR EMAIL FINDS ME ON THE FIELD OF BATTLE

you write people having good sex you're just writing porn but you write people having bad sex. now you're writing a story

That's such a sick baby picture to have. The rest of us are all like "oh this is me tripping in the backyard when I was 2" and that baby's gonna have "yeah that's me in my mom's arms as she wins a mortal Kombat tournament". Iconic.