huge fan of when characters love each other and are closely bonded in an explicitly nonromantic way. however ☝️ i am very much not a huge fan of what happens when characters like this are introduced to fandom

all movies are for children because the moving image is inherently juvenile. to be entertained by it even moreso

its gigglebait. its hehebait

I think they did an update yesterday that asked me if I wanted to get summaries when I shake my phone, I' swore I had the kill switch already enabled on mobile

everyone's so desperate for theyfab to be a slur that they won't call themselves cuntboys with me. it makes them uncomfortable, they explain, or its connotations are too sexual,

come play cuntboy with me or whatever

hello little transmasc..."femboy" is not for you, but i have an alternative to propose - oh? "cuntboy" makes you uncomfortable? it's a word primarily used to objectify and put down people like you? it would really suck if there were other words like that, maybe words you like calling yourself that are primarily used to objectify and put down a different group of people,

just had a disconcerting thought

When you see an adolescent saguaro 👍

the only reason sans is in deltarune is because it's funnier than him not being in deltarune

his only narrative role so far is to be a physical prop that demonstrates that toriel is moving on with her life after the divorce, and in contrast, asgore is not. he could have been anyone, or anything- but it's funnier if it's sans. it's way funnier if sans fucks your mom. it's so personal

First humans ever to leave the solar system suddenly drop out of communications and the ship can't be found with any equipment. After one month of no contact their home countries start reluctantly holding funerals for the space heroes only for them all to turn up, healthy, well fed and extremely disoriented, in the middle of Tokyo, talking about alien abduction. Turns out that aliens found the poor humans straying out of their solar system, presumably lost, and took them to Alien Wildlife Rehabilitation before dumping them back in the middle of their native habitat.

I’ll bet they have cool new tattoos that turn out to be tracking devices too. Just in case these spirited individuals try to make another break for it.

... do the tats make them stupid popular, like that time scientists gave birds tracker anklets and it accidentally made them ultra fuckable

Let’s say yes. Those alien scientists are learning so much, and none of it is accurate.