Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.

InsNe that dishwashers are more efficient and easier than just washing them manually but they also use less water. It’s a win win situation

They ALSO sterilize dishes, due to operating at a far higher temperature than human hands could ever tolerate. It's a win every way.

if i turned seven this year and didnt get a six seven cake when my friends did i think i'd go evil and start throwing tables and shit

I don’t think he’d give a shit either way. We could chat about Jane Austen, I suppose.

A certain subset of leftists seems to be so allergic to psychologizing explanations that they grasp for anything vaguely resembling materialism, like "people are poly to cope with low income and high rents." Must be because their class interest benefits from such explanations.

PC users talking about how bad it is for Sony to go fully digital (it is bad) are hilarious yours was the first platform to normalise digital only

although the PC is still the only platform that'll let you play games off floppy disks

Sound designing a vampire being hit in the face with a shovel is... challenging. Who would've guessed.

[Audio transcript: Ben Galpin voicing Jonathan Harker from Dracula by Bram Stoker. He says, "There was no lethal weapon at hand, but I seized a shovel which the workmen had been using to fill the cases, and lifting it high, struck, with the edge downward, at the hateful face," followed by a cartoon "bonk" and the Wilhelm scream. End transcript]

I heavily recommend getting very good at spotting Meta glasses. Like I'm talking so good all you need is a glance. Otherwise, I would go about public life bearing in mind that more and more people are wearing expensive camera glasses that can record you without you realizing.

I am against Meta and everything they stand for but I’m curious if peoples’ opinions would change about someone wearing them as a disability aid?

hey when you say something is for the weird discord transsexuals can you include me in that as well? the weird discord transsexuals and sreegs if it's not too much trouble thanks

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

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