Ok. What you're gonna want to do is chop up a cucumber and put it in a bowl. Then you're gonna sprinkle a generous portion of salt on top. Then you're gonna drizzle them with a balsamic vinaigrette and gently shake to combine, leaving you with a cool and refreshing summer snack. In 15 seconds dangerous and burly men are going to drag me away to an unknown second location. Remember everything I've taught you. I love you

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I'm the worst evil selfish most wicked mommy who ever lived because I won't let my infant son have my ice cold Modelo

And you come to this website expecting sympathy? You think your baby only deserves lukewarm PBR? Give that toddler a cold one or I'm calling protective services

I do think criticism of AI art is overblown and not always factually rigorous, but I must admit that my default reaction to AI art is an almost visceral disgust. Like, even if I was enjoying it somewhat, I will drop it like an apple that's crawling with maggots when I find out.