RPmaniac

i can't cope

#mytinysticks

Best comment I just saw "Helen of Troy was perfectly cast, because all these men are fighting about her."

It's also very telling that no one is bothered by the pasty north-west Europeans, who are much more unrealistic tbh.

The ancient texts were true… They DO have a reaction image for everything…

As much as I love her, Vasa is probably one of the worst ships ever. She never saw action or the open sea. The king kept demanding more canon decks and decorations. They had to abort stability tests because she was so top heavy. She got knocked over by a gust of wind and sank on the way out from the shipyard, only 120 m (390 ft) from shore. Right infront of the massive crowd that came to watch her set sail. Her gunports were open to fire a salute to the crowd. Her mast still poked up above the water. She was supposed to be the new flagship of the Swedish navy.

I’m afraid to say this comment only makes me like her MORE

Don't get me wrong. I love her too. She's the failqueen of ships. Royal hubris personified. Also the fact that she sank where she did meant she remained surprisingly well preserved with several rare 17th century items like clothing.

As much as I love her, if we're going purely by how good they are at being ships, Vasa is probably one of the worst ships ever. She never saw action or the open sea. They kept changing the design mid-build because the king demanded more guns and decorations. They had to abort stability tests because she was so top heavy. She got knocked over by a gust of wind and sank on the way out from the shipyard, only 120 m (390 ft) from shore. Right infront of the massive crowd that came to watch her set sail. Her gunports were open to fire a salute to the crowd. Her mast still poked up above the water. She was supposed to be the pride of the Swedish navy under Gustavus Adolphus. She's still capsizing in the museum.

We have underestimated the comedic genius of the elderly when presented with technology

grossly underestimated

I FUCKING LOST MY SHIT AT WORK

Anemone song is NOT shitty, delete this 😡😡😡

It's a good song

Nothing but bangers

peak as fuck

let's boil uncle in water to reduce his essence into a tincture

this is why commas are so unimportant

Not a tincture. Tinctures are dissolved in alcohol. You're just making an uncle decoction. You could use his essence to then create a tincture but boiling alone would not do that.

@copperbadge this seems up your alley

It's a table. Data arranged in rows and columns. The Mesopotamians were amongst the first to use them, but they've since been used all over up until the modern age. Spreadsheets are just a computer version based on the worksheets used in accounting, letting the computer do the calculating for you.