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The ancient texts were true… They DO have a reaction image for everything…
Best Ship - Round 1 Match 10
Vasa (Real Life) vs Adventuress (Real Life)
Vasa
Adventuress
As much as I love her, Vasa is probably one of the worst ships ever. She never saw action or the open sea. The king kept demanding more canon decks and decorations. They had to abort stability tests because she was so top heavy. She got knocked over by a gust of wind and sank on the way out from the shipyard, only 120 m (390 ft) from shore. Right infront of the massive crowd that came to watch her set sail. Her gunports were open to fire a salute to the crowd. Her mast still poked up above the water. She was supposed to be the new flagship of the Swedish navy.
I’m afraid to say this comment only makes me like her MORE
Don't get me wrong. I love her too. She's the failqueen of ships. Royal hubris personified.
Best Ship - Round 1 Match 10
Vasa (Real Life) vs Adventuress (Real Life)
Vasa
Adventuress
As much as I love her, if we're going purely by how good they are at being ships, Vasa is probably one of the worst ships ever. She never saw action or the open sea. They kept changing the design mid-build because the king demanded more guns and decorations. They had to abort stability tests because she was so top heavy. She got knocked over by a gust of wind and sank on the way out from the shipyard, only 120 m (390 ft) from shore. Right infront of the massive crowd that came to watch her set sail. Her gunports were open to fire a salute to the crowd. Her mast still poked up above the water. She was supposed to be the pride of the Swedish navy under Gustavus Adolphus. She's still capsizing in the museum.
We have underestimated the comedic genius of the elderly when presented with technology
grossly underestimated
I FUCKING LOST MY SHIT AT WORK

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Anemone runs from starfish
Anemone song is NOT shitty, delete this 😡😡😡
It's a good song
its one line repeated over and over
amazing
It’s literally not one line repeated over and over lmao educate yourself
https://youtu.be/93wE-2E0b4Q
you know this one: https://youtu.be/YMcGLQ-RZ44
Nothing but bangers
peak as fuck
let's boil uncle in water to reduce his essence into a tincture
this is why commas are so unimportant
Not a tincture. Tinctures are dissolved in alcohol. You're just making an uncle decoction. You could use his essence to then create a tincture but boiling alone would not do that.
@copperbadge this seems up your alley
If the system ain't broke, don't fix it, I guess! Accounting may not be the oldest profession, but someone had to keep the books for them.
I mean, in theory I know that Excel is based on the structure of earlier accounting technology that's been around for hundreds of years -- what do we think we did to track commerce before computers? -- but it still kind of blows my mind to, for example, look at my ancestor's journal from a whaling voyage in 1770 and see spreadsheets in the back.
It's a table. Data arranged in rows and columns. The Mesopotamians were amongst the first to use them, but they've since been used all over up until the modern age. Spreadsheets are just a computer version based on the worksheets used in accounting, letting the computer do the calculating for you.
George Krause, Angels, Philadelphia, 1961
i can't get over this. this is fucking killing me

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I don't even go there, but seeing gifs of Paget Brewster (Emily Prentiss) from Criminal Minds with her grey hair makes me happy. Considering how western culture encourages middle aged people, especially women, to hide or get rid of grey hair and other signs of aging, seeing someone embrace it (and look fabulous) is refreshing. Huge respect.
@copperbadge this seems up your alley
If the system ain't broke, don't fix it, I guess! Accounting may not be the oldest profession, but someone had to keep the books for them.
I mean, in theory I know that Excel is based on the structure of earlier accounting technology that's been around for hundreds of years -- what do we think we did to track commerce before computers? -- but it still kind of blows my mind to, for example, look at my ancestor's journal from a whaling voyage in 1770 and see spreadsheets in the back.
An excuse to revisit one of my favourite quotes from an archaeologist about a recently discovered archive of the Akkadian empire (circa 2300 BC): “They note absolutely everything down. If a sheep dies at the very edge of the empire, it will be noted. They are obsessed with bureaucracy.”
On what part of your body is your biggest scar?
head
torso
arms/hands
legs/feet
a different part of my body
I have 0 scars
So there’s those people in Skyrim with the disease that lets them do a poisonous projectile vomit attack. I recently learned that mechanically in game it’s actually a dragon shout and you can actually give it to your character with console commands. The player isn’t meant to have this Shout though.
Anyways I love the Shout description
The great words of power Blech Blargh Blarlch. You feel very sick.
“Omar Abdulkadir Artan, Africa’s 2025 referee of the year, was turned away at Miami International Airport on Saturday due to unspecified vetting concerns despite carrying valid documents and a diplomatic passport. He would have been the first Somali referee at a men’s FIFA World Cup, but FIFA confirmed Monday he’s been removed from the tournament’s 52-referee roster.”
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Ground News - Somali Referee Denied US Entry Before World Cup
He carries a DIPLOMATIC PASSPORT.
Fuck Trump. Fuck ICE. Fuck everything about this.
But, more than anything else, fuck the people who voted for this.
Considering the FIFA Piss Prize bullshit, I'm not at all surprised. Trump and Infantino both need to go, along with all the corrupt systems supporting them.

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So! This is a perfect case study in situations where you should be wary of misinformation.
Take a moment and ask yourself, a project like this requires a lot of time, money and dedication of resources, why would scientists dedicate that time to something that could just be done by a tree?
The answer is they wouldn't. So that means this claim requires further investigation!
This project is called LIQUID 3, and it's not meant for cities with wide open spaces, it's meant for cities like Belgrade in Serbia. These cities are densely populated and heavily polluted, to the point where pollution actually chokes out current trees and makes creating green spaces difficult.
Liquid 3 was a PhD scientists answer to these problems. The microalgae tank is intended for spaces where you either:
Don't have enough space to plant full trees, or
Don't have enough time to plant trees and wait for them to grow up.
The tank is extremely efficient when you consider the amount of space needed compared to the amount of CO2 turned into oxygen. The tank can operate throughout the winter. And most importantly, it can be quickly set up in areas that desperately need relief from air pollution NOW not in 10 years when trees are done growing. Children currently suffocating on polluted air can't wait for trees to grow, they need to be taken care of now, and Liquid 3 is one of the ways to take care of them. Depending on the species of microalgea used, a number have shown a pretty amazing capacity to pull heavy metals out of the air which is something trees can get choked up by.
The tanks aren't just tanks either! Liquid 3 have solar panels placed on top, they have lighting and mobile phone charging, and they work as public benches. The designers of it want to encourage green spaces where there's room, but where there isn't room or time, Liquid 3 can step in. Realistically, this isn't a replacement for trees. It's replacing boring metal city benches with new, cooler benches that also clean the air (and have at least some heating during the winter).
Not only that, but the microalgea that grows is native to Serbia and all that microalgea has a ton of great uses! It makes for great fertilizer, compost, wastewater treatment, cleaner biofuels and even for helping create new tanks for further air purification. They only require a quick algae divide once a month, and the produced algae can be carted off to where ever it's needed. This makes them effective solutions for areas that can't sustain complex installations.
So yeah, there's actually quite a lot of places that would like these. Lots of people currently breathing in terrible quality air would much rather have their boring city benches replaced with really fucking cool algae tanks that clean the air and can be used to help create + sustain future green spaces in cities. I dunno about you, but I'd take that over a dumb metal bench any day. Put these at every bus stop and I'd be delighted.
can ppl pls reblog this version
Well damn. I was also like wtf is this stupid slime tank and then I read the rest and my mind got blown
I just learned that the Russian word for “ladybug” translates to “God’s Little Cow”
It’s the same in Irish! bóín Dé!
in hebrew it’s “our rabbi moses’s cow”
Oh I love this news!!!!
Multiple cultures upon seeing a ladybug for the first time: “Who’s cow is this????”
It feels like some early humans were naming things and one of them ran out of ideas.
Human 1: (points at animal) What’s that?
Human 2: Cow.
Human 1: (points at bug) What’s that?
Human 2: … little cow.
Human 1: But it’s so much smaller. Who would have use for such a small cow?
Human 2: (panicking but in too deep to stop now) God.
The “Lady” in the name “ladybug” is the virgin Mary. People just cannot stop giving religious names to this bug.
The reason for this was that if you lived in an agrarian society then your survival was a throw of the dice every year, depending on the success of the crops. A failed crop year is a very hard year where deaths are expected. And if you grew a cereal like wheat, there were several things that could cause your crops to fail, but one of the big ones was if you happened to get a fuckton of aphids. You know what eats aphids? Ladybugs! If there are lots and lots of ladybugs around, there was a good chance that it’d be a good crop year! They were little crop protectors! When your family lives or dies on the success of that crop, of course they’d be seen as a blessing and given an appropriate name!
That is such an interesting etymology!!!!
And entomology too i guess
in German they’re Marienkäfer which also pretty much means “Mary’s Beetle”
In French it’s “Good Lord’s Beast”
Not even a cow, it’s just a little Creature but we know for sure God loves it.
In Dutch it’s “Lieveheersbeestje”, the Good Lord’s Little Beast
A liddol creeture
Then there's Swedish "nyckelpiga", key maiden. Still connected to Mary, who was said to hold the keys to Heaven.