Gen Xer from Down Under

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

So, what you're saying is, under no circumstances should we be reposting the above image as much as humanly possible?

Well, we should certainly make sure that everyone knows about this image, or how will they know not to post it? It's not like "That image of Musk looking like a Nazi" would narrow it down.

People out here using their talents for pure evil

I’ve had tumblr for 4 years but some of you bitches have had it for a decade. It’s time to seek penance

wait I’m curious now . Reblog this with how long u’ve been on tumblr for. Dating back to ur oldest blog ever !!!

I've been on here 14 years. I was on live Journal, yahoo and Geocities. I was part of the AO3 initial users and still contribute each year. Tooting my horn.

theres ALWAYS a relevant XKCD for everything huh

I think being Very Online is a little like being a parrot in a cage. We have got to make the conscious choice to engage in hobbies that are not plucking out our own feathers.

rb to give your mutuals a silly little paper valentine card and a red heart shaped lollipop 💖

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

SPIDERS GEORG ON ONE MILLION CREEP GUYS

“Average Tumblr post gets x number of notes” factoid a statistical error. Spiders Georg is an outlier adn should not have been counted

Okay, at the rate this post is going (roughly 25 notes per minute) we should hit a million in about half an hour. Truly a historic day

finally, it has appeared on my dash

finally, when we least expected it.

Wasn’t expecting this

I’m sorry I know this is normally just an art and rambling blog you didn’t honestly expect me to pass up reblogging The Spanish Inquisition did you? Because nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

This post is 13 years old, let that sink in

Didn’t expect did you mutuals

Queuing this so even I won’t expect it

i did not, in fact, expect this

How unexpected!

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

I’d just like to point out the growth in this post has mostly coincided with elon’s public spiral downward and I’d like to think we’re all a small part of that

bro can’t think because he’s just got a rager of a migraine 24/7

yes I would like to give elon musk my menstrual pain. I think he deserves it

Reblog to also give Elon Musk your menstrual pain.

reblog if its friday and you made it

my plot ideas are like ikea furniture: good in theory but hard to assemble without major frustration