i know you said we ride at dawn but iâm not a morning person actually. can we ride after lunch
noise dept.
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Not today Justin
tumblr dot com
Monterey Bay Aquarium
DEAR READER

Kaledo Art

Origami Around

#extradirty
One Nice Bug Per Day
i don't do bad sauce passes
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Today's Document
Cosmic Funnies
NASA
Cosimo Galluzzi

oozey mess

ellievsbear
sheepfilms
seen from United States
seen from Puerto Rico
seen from United States

seen from Belgium
seen from United States

seen from TĂźrkiye
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Germany
seen from Canada

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from South Africa
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States
@eeyore9990
i know you said we ride at dawn but iâm not a morning person actually. can we ride after lunch

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch ⢠No registration required ⢠HD streaming
This is so
Unnecessary
how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour
âWhat could the audio possibly be?â
*unmutes*
âOh,â
If I ever donât laugh at this, assume I died.
2014-2018 Mazda 3
thank you , identifying-cars-in-posts blog
wtfff literally ten minutes ago I was driving home and this song came on the radio and I cracked up THINKING about this video. What are tge fucking chances that itâs on my dash right now?
How to clean your space for those who need a list to follow.
Daily:
1. Load and run dishwasher. (5 mins) //Alternately: Run hot soapy water in your sink and drown your dishes. (Don't wash them yet. Some people call this "soaking" ... I call it waiting for the bubbles to stop.)
2. Put away things on counters in kitchen and wipe counters. (Now wash and stick dishes in drying rack/on a towel.)
3. Take a quick look at the living room/bedroom and pick up stuff/trash that stands out. If you're picking up a lot of trash daily, get a cheap trashcan for wherever the trash piles up.
4. Wipe down flat surfaces with a damp cloth.
5. Do a quick check of toilet/sink and wipe as necessary.
6. Vacuum/sweep. That should take ~ 20-30 minutes at most.
Weekly:
1. Start a load of laundry with your clothes.
2. Put clearer stuff in toilets (no scrubbing yet).
3. Do daily chores. ^
4. Scrub toilets.
5. If washer is still going, take a break until it's ready to throw in dryer.
6. Set a timer so you don't forget to switch out your laundry!
7. Play/relax.
8. Switch laundry. Set towels/sheets going in washer while clothes are drying.
9. Spray room deodorizer/light a smelly candle.
10. Run a damp mop over floors.
11. Relax until dryer is done (set an alarm as necessary). Switch laundry again.
12. All done!!
If you don't have the spoons for the whole list, do 2 things:
1. Drown your dishes in hot, soapy water. If nothing else, this will keep them from drawing flies/bugs.
2. Pick up and throw away 10 pieces of trash.
----
If you just found out someone will be there in 10 minutes, do this:
1. Drown the dishes in hot, soapy water.
2. Spray cleaner in toilets.
3. Position the vacuum in a conspicuous place.
4. Pick up as much (trash first, then stuff) as possible until they knock on the door.
5. Now you just smile and say, "sorry, I was cleaning."
How to clean your space for those who need a list to follow.
Daily:
1. Load and run dishwasher. (5 mins) //Alternately: Run hot soapy water in your sink and drown your dishes. (Don't wash them yet. Some people call this "soaking" ... I call it waiting for the bubbles to stop.)
2. Put away things on counters in kitchen and wipe counters. (Now wash and stick dishes in drying rack/on a towel.)
3. Take a quick look at the living room/bedroom and pick up stuff/trash that stands out. If you're picking up a lot of trash daily, get a cheap trashcan for wherever the trash piles up.
4. Wipe down flat surfaces with a damp cloth.
5. Do a quick check of toilet/sink and wipe as necessary.
6. Vacuum/sweep. That should take ~ 20-30 minutes at most.
Weekly:
1. Start a load of laundry with your clothes.
2. Put clearer stuff in toilets (no scrubbing yet).
3. Do daily chores. ^
4. Scrub toilets.
5. If washer is still going, take a break until it's ready to throw in dryer.
6. Set a timer so you don't forget to switch out your laundry!
7. Play/relax.
8. Switch laundry. Set towels/sheets going in washer while clothes are drying.
9. Spray room deodorizer/light a smelly candle.
10. Run a damp mop over floors.
11. Relax until dryer is done (set an alarm as necessary). Switch laundry again.
12. All done!!
alright I've got to do some quick math to explain attitudes towards AI to my boss.
we're looking to create an AI policy, and when we were talking about this, my boss (older millennial) was genuinely shocked to hear that younger people do not (seem) to view AI positively (a la the recent commencement speakers being booed)
please rb for larger sample size!
Question 1/3
What is your age, and do you feel AI is a net positive or net negative in our lives today?
under 18, AI is a net positive
under 18, AI is a net negative
18-29, AI is a net positive
18-29, AI is a net negative
30-45, AI is a net positive
30-45, AI is a net negative
46-60, AI is a net positive
46-60, AI is a net negative
over 60, AI is a net postive
over 60, AI is a net negative
Question 2/3
How often do you visit or interact with museums/archives (whether in person or online)?
Frequently (multiple times per month)
Often (multiple times per year)
Occasionally (a couple times per year)
Rarely (once every couple of years)
Never :(
Question 3/3
If you saw a museum was using AI in exhibits, marketing, research, etc., would you be more or less inclined to visit that museum?
under 18, more inclined
under 18, less inclined
18-29, more inclined
18-29, less inclined
30-45, more inclined
30-45, less inclined
46-60, more inclined
46-60, less inclined
over 60, more inclined
over 60, less inclined
Thank you for helping with this data collection. Please rb for as big a sample as possible!
đŤś

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch ⢠No registration required ⢠HD streaming
We need to fricking stop with this CinemaSins TVTropes style crap in fandom. Actually, we need to stop that attitude in all creative fields, but I'm talking about fic right now.
I have seen many posts ragging on over-used phrases in fanfic, and yes, I find 'cerulean orbs' deeply strange, but if I ever said anything hateful on the topic I wish I hadn't.
You know why we say 'smirk' a lot in fic? cause its faster than 'gave a tiny smile to one side with their lips closed, a little cocky and provocative' Smirk is an easy way of saying it. It's the correct word. We say it in fic a lot because people smirk a lot in real life. Go people watch, its all over. Also. Bring me a true synonym for smirk, and I'll use that instead, but these ain't it.
If you have a better way of saying 'took off his shoes without untying them, just levered the heel with the toe of the other' that isn't saying 'he toed off his shoes' I'd love to hear it. Cause that phrase is perfect for it.
'Huffed a laugh'? Yeah, they did. Cause I'm not going to spend extra words describing how they 'exhaled through their nose once, amused, but not enough to fully laugh aloud' Its a specific action. You think people don't do that all day? five bucks says its exactly what you do when you see a meme most of the time. You didn't lol. You huffed a laugh.
The idea that something that's been used before is inherently less valuable is ridiculous. Same with the inverse.
If the phrase you want to use is common or widely used, but is the best way to communicate it? Use it. Don't fall for this trap that is currently consuming hollywood. You don't have to have a clever twist just because 'they survived and were happy' is a trope. You don't have to use some insane alternate phrase just because someone thinks fandom uses 'smirk' too much.
And, as always, if someone gives you hell and you don't want to fight them? let me know, cause I volunteer.
WHY WAS IASKED THIS sjsnnebsb
Answer thusly: Only if you want to give me this job. Consent, evenâand possibly especiallyâin the workplace, is important. Thank you for checking in.
me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters
me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: IâM NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU
Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?
decay exists as an extant form of life
Thatâs a terrifying answer, have a nice day
THE ORIGINAL?!?!!!!!!!!;!!!!!!!!???
I think a Negative Kudos button is really pointless first off (ao3 is an archive not a social media site! we don't need upvotes/downvotes to drive some nonexistent algorithm) but also it feels cowardly. like, there already is a way to share your dislike of a fic with the author. it's called commenting 'your fic is bad and I didn't like it.' but then you might look like an ass, and people might say hey that's mean, and you might have to defend your position of unkindness + consider why you feel the need to be rude to a stranger on the internet writing for fun and for free. a quick, impersonal, site-sanctioned Mean Kudos is really just a weenie move
So I teach math to 10-13 year olds, for those who don't know. My students all have documented learning difficulties that place them 2-3 grade levels behind their peers, but they are generally socially on-level with their peers.
Yesterday was a day where my oldest group was given a free day (a ton of local weather has kept them from recess/outside PE for basically two weeks and all adults in the building are OVER THE DRAMA that has ensued because of cooped up pre-teens).
My kids had options of several different things to do (karaoke, dodge ball, basketball, etc) and they requested to stay in my room and watch Bluey instead. If you are unaware of Bluey, it's this show:
The show is geared toward 2-7 year olds. The titular character is the smaller Blue dog. The bigger blue is the "dad", the little sister and mom are the brown dogs. The voice actors are Australian.
My students were super into the show, talking about their favorite episodes, side-characters, etc. It was cute...until I unexpectedly initiated Fandom Wars 2026 lol.
The kids kept talking about how the characters are British, and I -- mind more on end of year paperwork than the show -- said, "Nah, that's an Australian accent."
One student, in a thoughtful voice, said, "Well that makes sense. They're Australian shepherds."
Another girl got OFFENDED(tm) and shouted, "OMG! NO, THEY'RE BLUE HEELERS! BLUE-Y. BLUE HEELER."
(Cue AP poking her head in due to shouting lol.)
Me: Whoa. This is math class. You don't even have the option of Drama class until 8th grade. Chill.
Student 2: *flails* Blue. Heelers.
Student 1: Australian accent! Australian shepherds!
AP: *backs out slowly while cackling at my pain*
Me: #1. I don't care enough to Google it. Student 3, please Google this to settle our sudden classroom debate.
Student 3: Bluey and dad are Blue Heelers. Other dogs are Red Heelers. They are ALL Australian working breeds.
Students 1 and 2, simultaneously: I told you so!
Why did I tell you this story? Because if I have to gain yet another piece of completely useless knowledge... so do you.

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch ⢠No registration required ⢠HD streaming
@yudidoodles Tumblr does not let me respond to comments, etc, but also omg.
I need to rouse my old Sterek peeps from their slumber. Slumbering Sterek peeps, please back me up here. Sterek is THE Teen Wolf ship. Like, by millions of fics or something? I'm pretty sure the pie chart looks like
And the uneaten pie is Sterek. Which is hilarious when you think about all the ...eating they do.
But yes. Sterek. Like, if you just click on Stiles Stilinksi/Derek Hale on AO3, you're gonna get 3860 pages of results.
Happy reading!
leoreturns:
I have been waiting all year to post this.
omg
My emotions about space travel, and the history of, are strong today.
Hello! Ive been on a fantasy movie craze lately so I was wondering if you have any good sterek fics with a fantasy setting or in a fantasy world, maybe some similar to Avatar (the movies), Thank you!
Hi! sorry for taking so long to reply
The Devil in the Next Room by Gia279
Derek is on the run from officers of the temple he used to serve when he finds a sick, delirious witch cornered by palace officers. With so many witches dead or imprisoned due to the outlawing and criminalization of magic, he can't just leave him--even if he risks his own freedom. Along the way, he discovers that even dying from fever, his new friend is powerful and could be just what he needs to save himself, the remains of his pack, and maybe the whole kingdom. - Lydia Martin has been living as a human apothecary for the last three years--ever since Derek Hale saved her life. When he shows up on her doorstep with a sick, dying witch, she can't turn him away, even if it means sacrificing the life she's built for herself.
Solace to the Soul by sockpuppetstrings
Solace to the heart, solace to the soul, solace to the bones that feed the loam. In the aftermath of his motherâs death, a young Stiles concocts a plan to bring her back from the grave. All thatâs required is that he cleanse her spirit, sacrifice a small animal, and then bind her to the plane of the living. It shouldâve been easy. But things go awry when he meets the dying god of Beacon Hills Forest. Someone has already made a sacrifice on the Nemetonâs rings and Stilesâ improvised ritual ends up with him soulbound to a mysterious Wolfkind boy. Flashforward eight years, and his father disappears during one of his courier assignments. Worried that he may be hurt or worse, Stiles embarks on a journey to find him and crosses paths with Derek Hale, a Wolfkind alpha who knows more than heâs telling and has eyes that are remarkably familiarâŚ
why does this have 32k notes? itâs just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. itâs just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain
no one tell him
Scheduling this to post on March 15 because it needs to happen.
The ides of March have come
Beware the ides of March.

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch ⢠No registration required ⢠HD streaming
Lucifer turned 22 yesterday. Beelzebub will be 26 this year.
Me? I'm like... I dunno. 30? Something like that.
My grand nieces (5 and 8) are visiting for the day and are having a braid-off using my hair (I'm in HEAVEN) and they were just having a conversation about my hair.
5: She has sparkle in it! Look!!!
8: OMG it's like tinsel!
Me: Is it my silver hairs?
5: *gasp* YES. How did you get that?
8: It's so cool! My mom needs that!
Me: I got old, babies! When you get as old as me, you can also have tinsel hair.
5: How old do I have to be?
Me: Almost 50. Probably 50 to really get the best glitter.
8: *fierce and deep* I CAN'T WAIT.