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3 big portobello mushroom caps  ½ cup store bought alfredo sauce 4 cloves garlic, chopped ½ onion, sliced (into strips) ½ cup mozzarella ¼ cup parmesan 1 cup spinach leaves Jalapenos 4 tablespoons of olive oil Any other toppings of your choice! (artichoke, more mushrooms, chicken, etc.) 1. Heat 2 tbsp olive oil over medium heat on a pan.  2. Once oil is hot, place portobello mushrooms with black ridges facing up.  3. Grill on pan for about 5-6 minutes. Flip the mushrooms and repeat on other side.  4. Take the mushrooms off the pan and put them aside.  5. Add two more tbsp of olive oil. 6. Sauté garlic and onions until they’re almost done.  7. Add spinach leaves and jalapenos and sauté until spinach leaves are almost wilted (~3 minutes). Take out the veggie mixture and set aside.  8. Turn heat to medium low.  9. Add mushroom caps face up (black ridges facing up) to the pan.  10. Spoon alfredo sauce onto each cap so that it covers the cap.  11. Evenly split veggie mixture onto all three caps.  12. Spoon with a little more alfredo.  13. Top mozzarella and parmesan evenly on all three caps.  14. Cover the pan with a lid until cheese melts (~5-10 minutes, watch it carefully).  Enjoy! 

3-5 slices of white bread 4-5 strawberries Nutella (however much you want) 2-3 eggs 2 teaspoons cinnamon 3 teaspoons sugar Optional: crushed pretzels, powdered sugar, syrup 1. Remove crusts from bread slices 2. On one of the short sides of each slice of bread, spread Nutella.  3. Cover the Nutella spread with strawberry slices. 4. Roll up each slice of bread. 5. Whisk the eggs. Dunk each french toast roll in the egg and make sure it’s completely covered in egg.  6. Mix the cinnamon and sugar together. Roll the french toast rolls around in the mixture.  7. Grease the pan with oil or butter. Heat to medium.  8. Place the rolls in the pan and cook all sides evenly (about 4-5 minutes per side).  9. Top with powdered sugar or crushed pretzels. You can even eat it with vanilla ice cream!  Enjoy!

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