Roach is my "when you see a character and you know they're the artist's babygirl by how they draw them"

Disney-esque drawings of Holmes (and Watson!) I did a while ago.

[ID: three digital artworks one under the other. In order:

The first: Three colored artworks of Sherlock Holmes in a 70s-esque disney adjascent art style. He's in three different outfits- his usual black three piece, his coat-top hat-big scarf combo and covered with his favorite knit blanket. He looks slightly evil in these, since he expression is very smug.

The second: A 101 dalmatians redraw of Holmes dancing with Toby in his mouse-colored dressing gown.

me: dONn’t touch those

new guy:

me: they need the toys to function. if they don’t all have toys they get jealous.

new guy:

new guy:

It has become the lucky charm in the IT industry because engineers believe it will make machine acting good (like the name of the snack) and stay in green light (like the color of the snack’s package) when a 乖乖 is put on top of a server.

It is the only food allowed in a server room and the biggest semicondoctor company in Taiwan (which is also the biggest worldwide) even commissioned the snack factory to make a customized version with blessing on the package.

This is how a server room is blessed by 乖乖. You put at least one on top of each server. It’s important that the engineers change them before the expire date because legend says the snack looses it’s power after expire date.

You’ll hear engineers swearing up and down that their server room crushed down the one time they forgot to change the snack.  Or some newbie ate the forbidden snack put on top of their server and caused a disastrous crush down.

The 乖乖 religion later spread to all people who want their machine to act nice. In the lab we put 乖乖 on ultra-low freezer (you really don’t want it to drop dead along with your 2 years’ worth of sample/data), mass spectrometer etc.

When Taiwan’s about to launch the first self made satellite in 2017, the develop team even put 乖乖 around the satellite model to prey for a successful launch (it did). This shit is real.

Broke: Humans are inherently evil

And you just.

Said no????

Murderbot: no. we fucking hate each other.