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Having short hair really is just
I get up. I walk into the bathroom. I glance in the mirror. My hair is posed in a brand new, never-before-seen array that defies the laws of physics.

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The con shut up monty and eyeroll scene is ❤️👌🤩
Pressure now can be found on streaming services :)
“Enjoy Websurfing” ⌘ Digital real estate, mostly occupied by squatters
For all its faults Tumblr has truly ruined all other social media for me because my friends all have Instagram and are all trying to get me on Instagram more but every time I open Instagram there are like fifteen things screaming for my attention and when I get over myself long enough to start scrolling it's like. Where is my chronological dash. Where is the following-only option. Who are these people. Why are there so many videos. Everyone is screaming at me. And then before I know it I'm thirty minutes into scrolling and I haven't seen a single thing that I actually care about. At least on Tumblr when I see stuff I don't care about I know someone I follow has found a new interest.

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Headcanoning the masculine tomboy girl as transmasc: hell yea
Headcanoning the shy kinda feminine boy as transmasc: hell yea
Headcanoning the flamboyant twink as transmasc: hell yea
Headcanoning the ultra-masc bear adult man character as transmasc:
Headcanoning the slutty old man as trans male/masc: hell yes!!!🥵
Headcanoning the middle aged divorced looser man as trans male/masc: hell yes!!!😌↕️
Headcanoning the sweet oblivious autism guy with a special interest in cheese as trans masc: hell yes!!!🥰
“Irritated fans produce fanfic like irritated oysters produce pearls.”
— Anne Jamison (via pen-in-hand)
I know this is an ice cold take but watching TOS was shocking because I thought Kirk was a womanizer before going in and no it turns out he just loves falling in love.
Yes, he's a slut, but he's an emotional slut and he deserves credit for that
If you haven’t read Kirk Drift, read Kirk Drift.
This. …And honestly: watch the episode “Metamorphosis”, and not only acting but plain old dialogue both make it clear that the man’s a near-unreconstructed romantic. The sheer yearning after True Love damn near cracks the fourth wall from side to side, like the mirror of idiom. 😄
That’s my James T. Kirk.
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Cartoon by Paul Noth for The New Yorker
There's an open pit in the middle of our office plan that drops down into a bunch of very sharp spikes that kill you instantly. This is bad. People keep falling in there and dying. Someone put a sign up, the other day, all bright yellow so you can't miss it, that says "Beware!!! Spikes!!!"
The office immediately split into two factions over it. One says that if anyone falls in the spike pit it's their own fault for being so stupid and not watching where they're walking, so we should remove the sign. The other says that the sign is an insult, there shouldn't be a spike pit in our office at all, and having the sign up like that is just normalising the existence of the spike pit, so we should remove the sign.
We ended up removing the sign. Probably for the better. Still... for a while there it looked like it might have worked...
Nobody has ever been capable of writing a scathingly harsh and well formulated satire about the perils of modern capitalism, that doesn't just get immediately one-upped by some random food service worker talking about their actual week.
tragic when a thing gets hate for being 'woke trash' and you look into it and its not even that woke. like cmon man i was promised monacle popping gay commie propaganda. this is just a video game with a woman in it.
Lessons from the 90s that children today need

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you know how throughout the show/movies bones is leaning over the station close to spock... okay what if he got a chair-
wait. even better. what if he sat on spock's lap
many thanks to oomf max on twitter for the idea <3
strawmanning the fuck out of this right now but i hate when people assume my obsession for a character is romantic or sexual. Man, its not even platonic or familial. i want to put him in This: