See this: In “Unseen Academicals” the moment when Vetinari says “Well done” to Drumknott was translated into Russian as “За это я тебя и люблю” which translates back as “That’s why I like/love you”. I mean. He says “like you”, jfc, I just can’t. (or, well, “love”, depend on how you see it and on the context) Do you understand my feels?

hi welcome to my kitchen this is my box that makes things cold and my box that makes things hot and my box that makes things wet and my box that makes things full of EM waves and my box tha

i love polyamory i love aromanticism i love QPRs i love communal child rearing let’s all get weirder forever

Rat detected. Make him jiggle.

Holy shit I assume everyone is doing an up and down jiggle and maybe a side to side jiggle but if you jiggle your phone forward and backwards he jiggles in and out, too

Ugh, it was in mine. It's off now.

AI is a freacking plague, I share this for any windows user.

Why do all minotaurs in media have nipple rings. Who's piercing their nipples. and How do I qualify for this job.

*hitting my brain with a rolled up newspaper* I am allowed to be annoying! I am allowed to be wrong! I am allowed to take up space! Not! Everyone! Has! To! Like! Me!

Spitballing with the fellas on discord and we've come up with a Star Trek character we want to see: A 200-year-old top Vulcan diplomat attending a function and laughing boisterously and slapping backs with everyone and then just relaxing into resting bitch face the moment nobody is watching him. He takes his job deadly seriously and studied parties extensively in the diplomatic academy. Every year he's brushing up on new developments in party theory. He knows every party nuance you could possibly think of, for the sake of intergalactic relations. Peace in the galaxy depends on it. It's weird but you gotta meet people where they're at, he thinks.

Sarek fucking hates this guy and it's 100% envy