WiseGirl🦉

To Ilya, Shane is the funniest, sexiest, bitchiest and downright FREAKIEST person he knows. He tells everyone he knows this, yet for some reason no one seems to believe him. His husband is such an asshole, and Ilya loves him for it.

after dick and kisses

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1. first girl crush and when did you realize it wasn't "just admiration"?

2. describe your type in 3 words or less

3. what's your go-to song when you're in your feelings?

4. fem, masc, futch, or all?

5. would you rather: movie night cuddling or going out dancing?

6. most attractive thing a girl can wear?

7. biggest green flag in a potential gf?

8. biggest turn on that's not physical?

9. what's something that immediately makes you weak?

10. describe your ideal first date

11. shy or confident— which one are you when you like someone?

12. ever had a crush on a friend? how'd that go?

13. what's your favorite place to be kissed?

14. top, bottom, or switch energy?

15. something you'd want to try with a partner?

16. how do you show affection?

17. what's a dealbreaker for you?

18. do you prefer slow burn or instant chemistry?

19. ever been so attracted to someone you couldn't think straight? (ironic)

20. what's your current wlw fixation? (character, idol, etc.)

21. submissive, dominant, or depends on the vibe?

22. favorite way to flirt?

23. would you make the first move?

24. what makes you feel most desired?

Shane Enabler Hollander: ok so Ilyusha this player has had zero assists in the entire season, he got drafted last, and finally - and this is crucial - he once scored a goal in his own team's net