Fianna Ai

Fucking Schrödinger's Senator

Future Generations will never understand this timeline

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Im weighing in on the discourse. We need to start putting sea monsters on maps again.

Why would you use duct tape to hold hands ?

Wait I’m a fucking idiot

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well on the brightside, that's my to do list for today all done 😎 time to chill out

The key to writing good fanfiction is to harbor a deeply humiliating desire, and the trick there is that even pretty basic and societally-accepted desires like “being held” and “being wanted” CAN and WILL be humiliating if they’re intense enough. Become so estranged from human connection that the idea of someone playing with your hair fills you with yearning so deep you feel like you’re going to throw up and you will write some banger fanfiction. It might have some other consequences too but idrk about that.

"God never gives you more than you can handle" is survivorship bias. People who got more than they could handle are dead.

Oh, dear. I can't reblog that fast enough.

The only Mass Effect tv show that should be made is a buddy cop series with Mordin and Kirrahe trolling each other during their time in the STG

my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"

a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial